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Epsilon

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    He summons King Leonidas to Sparta kick him across the pit. Fortunately (and astoundingly), he [Tyler] survives.

     

    As for how Leonidas gets across the pit, he detaches his leg and hits himself with as hard as he can.

  2. Im polish, and my accent is like... something between Heavy and Medic from TF2

    If I can fully understand you, I don't care about accents. It's the thick Indian/Hispanic accents (no offense to the Central/Southern Americans like J.C./Ian here, or any Indians) that vex me.

  3. Hmm. They must've just been bad/newbs then; I took out a Pyro Medic combo in close quarters as Snoipuh, but didn't get to save it. :cry:

    Didn't happen

    It did.. I wish I saved it so badly, even though I got two lucky crits that probably saved me.

  4. Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came with a great white shark who Epsilon wrestled like famous pirate Figunaye. Psychotic Ninja was killing ponies. Suddenly, The world stopped in a matter made of Alyxx's collection of rare manly movies, like Commando and Terminator, which are the best movies since sliced bread. All the people wanted to be like Captain Crunch, but Epsilon's awesomeness was too powerful for mere cereal

  5. Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came with a great white shark who Epsilon wrestled like famous pirate Figunaye. Psychotic Ninja was killing ponies. Suddenly, The world stopped in a matter made of Alyxx's collection of rare manly movies, like Commando and Terminator, which are the best movies since sliced bread. All the people wanted to be like Captain Crunch, but Epsilon's awesomeness

  6. My hatred of ponies is anything but unreasonable.

     

    Now..

     

    PREPARE FOR WAR!!!

     

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    My science team has already constructed a machine that generates storm cells several times deadlier than the one that ravaged the South on April 27! Prepare yourselves, Equestria.. you stand no chance!

     

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

     

    By the way, the tornado you see here is toy-sized. The real deal can swallow entire cities.

  7. *Prepares the EF5 tornado outbreak generator, straight line damaging winds generator, the cloud-to-ground lightning generator, as well as the grapefruit sized hail generator.*

     

    *Dramatic pause*

     

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    Now... WREAK HAVOC ON EQUESTRIA!

     

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    Behold.. just a taste of what Equestria can, and should, expect.

     

    YOUR FRIENDSHIP BEAM CANNOT BEFRIEND THAT WHICH DOES NOT BELIEVE AND DOES NOT THINK! YOU ARE FINISHED!

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