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Epsilon

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  1. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts wouldn't leave this place of worship because it was

  2. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts

  3. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb

  4. Blue, at first I thought you were just quoting a stereotypical Southerner, then I read "This is an actual quote from Chuck Yeager, unnecessarily and amiably informing the passengers of an airliner that the landing gear had not entirely locked into position, leading to a fuel dump and emergency landing."

     

    It's tough being a politician; half your reputation is ruined by lies, and the other half is ruined by the truth!

  5. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to

  6. ^
    Urdoinitratherwellakshually.

     

    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH' date=' WHY ISN'T THIS ANTHONY SOWELL CASE MOVING ANY FASTER!?!?

     

    RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!! :evil:

     

    THAT trial needs to go by faster.

     

    useewutididthere?

     

    Icwutudidthar, and I agree. Both trials have taken up ridiculous amount of time and taxpayer money. They both have to face the consequences of their actions and stop prolonging the inevitable.

     

    EDIT: It's eerily coincidental how you did that, Epsilon

    I noticed the word "Anthony" then "case", and I saw a "y."

  7. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were

  8. Urdoinitratherwellakshually.

     

    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH, WHY ISN'T THIS ANTHONY SOWELL CASE MOVING ANY FASTER!?!?

     

    RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!! :evil:

     

    THAT trial needs to go by faster.

     

    useewutididthere?

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