Epsilon

Banned for playing WoW on the Accursed Forums.

southern, smart, but also willing to punch you in the face.

...That's pretty much how a lot of people describe me, but only the former two. :/

Another one of my favorites is Vegeta from DBZ, but he's especially awesome in DBZ: Budokai. This line that he says to Krillin (a short, bald guy who always gets owned) pretty much takes the cake.

This AI is good. It's like the brother of Cleverbot.

 

EDIT: it did not guess Nikki Benz tho

I find this a lot more entertaining than Cleverbot, but it didn't guess Terry Crews for me.

A brunette says to a blonde "Look, a dead bird!" and the blond looks up and says "Where?"

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Heh. Some storms were supposed to come here from Alabama, but they're gone for the most part. It's just clouds now, and it's supposed to be beautiful tomorrow. I suppose I can be an optimist for once.

I appreciate this thread. I need to let out some rage.

BLARGH! NORTH GEORGIA SUCKS!! WE GET NOTHING BUT CLOUDS, HAIL, LIGHTNING, AND TORNADO WATCHES!!! BLAAAARGH, I WANT SOME SUN WITH NO CHANCES OF STORMS LIKE SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amidoinitrite

Sneeze.

Akinator or 20 Questions?

Who are your top favorite game heroes? Post a picture of them with (if possible) a description/biography. Please refrain from posting crazy numbers of images such as 20, if possible.

Mine are:

1. Darc - Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits

This guy is most definitively numero uno in my book. Everything about him screams "awesome", the way he looks, the way he sounds, and his personality. His awesomeness is so off the charts, the charts gave up on looking for a number to describe it. They simply couldn't do it. You can't use words or numbers to describe his sheer coolness and originality. Believe it or not, he's only 17.

2. The Warden - Dragon Age

I don't think I really need to say much. You can take one look at him and tell that he's a hardened veteran to battle. Whereas the most seasoned of soldiers have trouble killing a few monsters, the Warden from Dragon Age with no problem slaughters guardsmen, beasts, elite war veterans, ogres, ferocious werewolves, demons in their own realms, and a dragon with a corrupted soul.

3. Gordon Freeman - Half-Life

I barely need to say anything. Pretty much everyone, if not everyone, here knows who Gordon Freeman is and how awesome he is. My favorite catchphrase of his is "..."

It will be weeks, maybe even months, until the additional server load of a F2P is taken up. It may come to pass that we'll never again enjoy the less-populated TF2 we had before it became more popular than Counterstrike.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with Blue. This detestable abomination is now TF2 (this is not staged): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxM5cNP36TA

Only 15 pages worth of posts.

My other thread has 20.

Banned because punctuation is not necessary for sentence fragments.

Did you know that Will Wright, co-founder of the video game company Maxis, was born in Atlanta, Georgia?

I got the Super 8 monster and the one from Cloverfield.

I have to take my cats to the vet early in the morning, and we're supposed to get severe storms with large hail...

Would people here play a forum roleplaying game?

Well, that was unexpectedly sudden.

The end of the war? Yeah, I know. :/

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats, he stands up, stretches, and pulls out a gun, shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door, the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up "panda" and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."

"Wars over kid, It turns out you the big Hero!"

"Really?!?"

"Yep, They're throwing a parade in your honor. Alyxx Is going to marshal the parade. Epsilon is going to drive the Float in you honor! AND SRAKE IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!"

"It's true, I do love Confetti!"

Epsilon is going to drive the Float in you honor!

Oh dear... this left me in stitches.

Look-ee here Jeberdiah, There's one of them fancy twisters on the horizon, do you want me to go get my RPG or should we let it ransack the neighbors yon hinder?

It's sunny and pleasant right now, but we're supposed to get scattered severe thunderstorms with hail, strong winds, and frequent lightning, but mostly tomorrow.

I got Billy Mays, Gordon Freeman, and Ghost Nappa (from DBZ Abridged).

I hope one of them stands out to me. I *still* don't know who to vote for.

Warm and rainy. I don't like it

That's much more preferable to hot and hailing with frequent lightning.