Epsilon
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Arnold Schwarzenegger; I can imitate him (slightly).
Steve Blum or Chris Sabat?
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Fortunately, it doesn't matter that it's in your unconscious mind; it doesn't affect you consciously or directly.
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A pessimist says the glass is half empty.
An optimist says the glass is half full.
An engineer says the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
A realist says it doesn't matter. It's just going to have to be washed later anyway.
The FDA says the glass has a design flaw and needs to be sent back to China to be re-engineered.
A Republican says, "Who's been drinking out of my glass?"
A Zen master picks up the glass and drinks.
An opportunist drinks the contents while the other two argue.
An accountant wants to know why you're wasting money on a glass that's obviously too large.
A physicist says the glass is neither. It is completely full, half with water, the other half with air.
An analyst says it is neither; it simply contains 50% of its potential capacity.
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Wow.. this thing is amazing. I got two characters from Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits, one of the littlest known games in America.
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South; we have fried chicken and sweet tea, plus I live in the South. YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAW!
Rednecks or hillbillies?
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There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-
Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene
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Good idea: Making everyone who is not you not a problem.
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Daft Punk.
Atlanta or Seattle (sorry if you don't have a good answer to this question if you don't live in the US)?
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Banned for not banning him for changing his sig sooner.
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Team Fortress 2. The F2P Update astounds me; it has a behemoth of a community and isn't horribly old (4 years). Also, this is not staged: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxM5cNP36TA
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PDQ Bach.
Also, when I was in Grad School there was this band with three vocalists, two French horn players, a guitarist and a girl who played spoons. It was called "Only Us." They made no albums and released no singles. And they broke up after 5 days. They were so underground that not even Hipster Cat has heard of them.
Wow.... I even googled that and none of the results are relevant.
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We're supposed to get scattered severe storms tomorrow... today we had a severe thunderstorm watch until 9 PM, but we just got some rain and thunder.
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There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-
Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth
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Unless there are no other nominations leading to party creations, Monday will conclude this year's Nominations; no other candidates will be accepted after the 27th. Additionally, that same Monday will begin the first challenge, the Photoshop competition.
I'm pretty glad I didn't accept the nomination, now.. I don't have Photoshop, and I doubt I'd be able to buy it, let alone learn how to use it, any time soon.
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There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-
Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman
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I'll join in. I haven't played that much TF2, but it should be a lot of fun as a coordinated group.
Alright... add one more person, alphabetagamma.
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Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu, but only because of the "Pony!" scene that alphabetagamma was so gracious as to link to me:
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Fortunately, I made a post that does not ask a rhetorical question (Am I using the word "rhetorical" right? The dictionary doesn't really say that much.).
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Good idea: Ignoring frequent lightning and damaging winds in excess of 60 MPH; actually getting to shelter is a waste of time; stuff like that is so commonplace.
(Another good idea: Actually posting a response.)
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Sniper rifle; recoil doesn't matter when you can one shot kill, plus I snipe in TF2.
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Sounds exactly like someone in my neighborhood. No kidding in the least.