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Epsilon

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  1. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a

  2. A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.

     

    Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General's office. "Since we weren't actually at war," the General began, "I can't give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated.

     

    What we've decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We'll start on the left, boys, so what'll it be?"

     

    Soldier 1: "The tip of me head to me toes, sahr!" General: "Very good son, that's 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds"

     

    Soldier 2: "The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!"

     

    General: "Even better son, that's 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds"

     

    Soldier 3: "The palm of me hand to the tip of me left pinky, sahr!"

     

    General: "That's a strange but fair request, son!

     

    As the general begins the measurement: "What! Son, where is your left pinky?"

     

    Soldier 3: "Falkland Island, sahr!"

  3. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford

  4. where did I did a mistake?

     

    Did you know, that I must correct your grammatical mistake in order to help you speak English a little more fluently (no offense, you speak it good for a... foreignpersonwhoisfromacountryIdon'tknowofican.)?

     

    where did I do a mistake?

     

    Or....

     

    where did I make a mistake?

     

    I HOPE THIS THREAD DOES NOT DERAIL.

  5. Pizza. Lobotomy with a rusty pry bar would kill you. Plus, pizza's awesome.

    Herpty derp or derpty herp?

     

    Neither... I hate both.

     

    ...I died on the inside when I read that. Arc the Lad is teh awesomeness to meh. D: You could have at least just picked one randomly. -_-

  6. I got most play time on sniper. Find that more fun.

    Offensive sniping or 5 miles away sniping?

     

    if the map is large with open space, I go rifle. if it's cramped with little long range, Huntsman.

    I tend to move up with my team; my current loadout is: Sniper Rifle, Jarate, Shahanshah, and Professional's Panama.

  7. So who here, like me, is adoring every bit of the Uber update and Free 2 Play release. :mrgreen:

     

    I mean, I know there's lag here and there, but it hasn't been too awful for me. And finally being able to make my friends download it makes me extremely happy. My only concern is whether Valve will update it as frequently with it's free status. :?

    The Disciplinary Action (Soldier melee) isn't that bad, and the Detonator is great.

  8. There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

    Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time

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