Brad

I think when I hit 666 post I'll give away a free Steam game (nothing too fancy, 5 USD or so)...

Can I have it? I only have one steam game and that barely works.

Barack Obama.

George Bush's second term.

Please refrain from posting any political jokes that may entice arguments.

Banned for anbedning me.

Oh, I expected something post-modern from this.... anyways about the food,

 

I guess I want a real hamburger from a legit american McDonalds store!!

Are you sure? Just to let you know, there are more steroids and fillers in there than actual beef.

I want to eat chicken flavored rice.

Benand rof ptnyig hatt ywa nda tno htsi ayw.

Who needs Homer Simpson when you've got Peter Griffin?

Margarine. It's better for your heart.

Black hole or white hole?

Good idea: Go to a gun safety class.

Banned for being right.

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie

The Simpsons, they were here first and they don't have to rely on cut-aways for comedy.

Frag grenades or flashbangs?

Banned because like I said before, it's only temporary. I have to find a suitable replacement.

Who needs Bill Gates when you got Steve Mo- I mean Jobs.

Banned for unbanning him.

Good idea: Sleeping.

Who needs to be on a horse when the horse can be DIAMONDS?

Eliminated from this particular forum for failing to help me understand the nature of your post, and your reasoning for it.

If Nicholas Cage was money, he'd be Nicholas Wage.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MR. APPLE. IF ONLY WE DIDN'T REMOVE HIS MAGIC HAT.

Who needs Cave Johnson's lemons when you've got gasoline for blood?

Yo dawg, I herd u need glasses so we put some glasses inside some glasses so you can hurt your eyes.

The end credits to MediEvil.

Aaah, that's some good nostalgia.

Banned for still banning me.

I got something like that once when I was looking stuff up on some other site. As far as I know, it probably isn't serious.