Brad

Who needs Finnish kerosene when you've got American gasoline?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/05/casey-anthony-trial-verdict_n_890173.html#s303265&title=Casey_Anthony_Verdict

They reached a verdict. She was not found guilty of first degree murder, but they found her guilty on four counts of giving false information to an officer. She will be sentenced on Thursday. Details here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/05/casey-anthony-trial-verdict_n_890173.html#s303265&title=Casey_Anthony_Verdict

Did you know that the Gulf of Mexico has almost returned to it's pre-spill health levels?

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing

Who needs intelligence when you've got the internet?

Banned for confusing me and because ninja's can go on roaring rampages of revenge and do this.

Does it have the Steyr ACR? I'm just getting ready for a nap... I don't know why, but it isn't in the database. Maybe because it was never accepted as the military's new battle rifle or because it isn't popular enough. It's a shame really, it seems like a really solid rifle. I'm watching the end fight scene from this ninja movie call Revenge of the Ninja.

Banned because you're a pirate. Therefore, you must be doing something illegal.

Who need a mall when you can have a Macy's?

Pringles and Mountain Dew, the Code Red kind.

Bad idea: Not having fun with this thread after it's been revived.

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could

Banned because I didn't do anything.

What a shame. He was a good man. What a rotten way to be banned. Banned for banning him.

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave

Banned for asking for rep.

Oh, I see it now. I can't brain today, I have the dumb. Banned for making me laugh.

Banned because it was intentional. Is punny, no?

Who needs a normal jackhammer when you've got a sledgehammer?

Banned because for punning Psychotic Ninja.