Brad

Oh my god valve's servers are pissing me the fuck off. I joined 16 different servers that said they were at least 30 people, and they were all empty. How come this crap is STILL HAPPENING?! It's been going on for years with no attempts to fix it. man someone needs to get their ass fired.

Didn't they release a patch to fix that?

Banned for not being a ninja.

Australian slang, much more funny.

Jarate or Jar of Souls?

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts wouldn't leave this place of worship because it was their home. Unfortunately John Freeman came with his wepon and threatened to axe him to the planet of the Epilon's clones who are renowned for their hospitality to people who really like ponies. "Bloody ponies!" yelled Captain Figunaye angrily

Dark chocolate, it's good for you.

M&M's or Skittles?

Banned for living in Tortuga.

Did you know, that during the footprint tracking part of metal gear solid, one of the "prints" that breaks off are a set of hand prints leading to a metal plate in the middle of the forest with signed hand prints engraved in it?

+rep

Did you know that the U.S. Military is developing something similar to Octocamo?

Blow in the bag : have a breathalyzer test

Brick shit house, built like a : big strong bloke

Brown-eyed mullet : a turd in the sea (where you're swimming!)

Bushman's hanky : Emitting nasal mucus by placing one index finger on the outside of the nose (thus blocking one nostril) and blowing.

Feral (n.) : a hippie

Gotta love Australian slang.

I've seen this before, and I still don't know what to say.

John Madden must be Captain Obvious' alter-ego.

Super Mega Worm.

This game is FUN, especially as Mecha Wojira. It even has the look of an old 8-bit game, that's always a plus.

John Madden:

"So you put this thing right over and he comes right over there and does whatever he does with that thing because it's his job and this is FOOTBALL!"

Banned because that was a reason and you didn't call me out on it.

Banned because I've run out of reasons.

Banned for posting that message at 1:34 AM.

DOUBLE BAN!

@zak: Banned for posting before me.

@alpha: Banned because I'm using my IPod Touch to access this forum.

Why are you using your Wii? If you don't mind me asking.

Did you know that I've managed to completely screw up my sleep schedule yet I don't even feel tired at all?

*Radio crackle.*

THIS.

FORUM.

IS.

OFFICIALLY.

WIN.

*Radio crackle.*

It was blindingly bright today, good thing I got some shades. Pretty clear sky as well.

Just played TF2 for the first time. The only problems that I had was the frame rate, everything else was just awesome.

Banned for not being back sooner.

Banned for hating me you big meanie!

You can count me in.

Banned because I've never even been hunting.