Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

Banned because you're a wizard, Nagisa.

Pacing around at school.

I find it disturbing how G1 my little pony gets a higher rating than alvin and the chipmunks on rotten tomatoes. Aatc was utter shit, but come on.

Is that a dispencer erectin' in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Sure-fire way to express your bronydom in public without your parents knowing: wear a t-shirt that says "20% Cooler" on it. I am already baffled at the number of *nod-wink-point-at-my-shirt*'s I have gotten from random dudes on the street. And the nice thing is your parents/non-brony friends are clueless; they think you're just wearing a funny shirt.

I already know. My mom pointed one out at hot topic before she knew I was a brony.

I'll be buying one sooner or later.

I haz a handheld friendship cannon.

Banned because I'll be a forever alone drunk in my later years.

10/10

401

Nope

That new spike episode... My god it sounds good

...Just tell her you do. It's not that hard. Unless you've got hardcore pony-porn on there, I doubt anything on there would offend her.

Screw that! It's warm in the Brony closet...

Your mother.

400

I feel sexy.

Well, my clan (47th) now has this thing of going into those live sex chat webcam sites and make people cry out of trolling.

EW put dem ugly tits away.

My problem's about half solved.

I removed some of my brony stuff, of which I shall restore later, and now I don't have to explain why I love magical talking ponies.

I want to murder Rainbow in his sleep.

10/10

Cute

9/10

-1 For the white line

Trying to get Youtube to upload my video / finding out how to export the video so it won't look like crap. I'm on day two.

Use vegas and render as XDCAM mp4 (or whatever it is)

Three way with Alyx Vance!

I spy a spam bot.

troll.