Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

I'm so hipster, I did the roundhouse kick before chuck norris.

Prettycoolguy

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I have nothing useful to say...

PENIS!

seriously who gives a shit what your parents think. you should be more worried if you have pony porn on there.

 

that might turn some heads.

Where did I say I had pony porn on my phone?

I have some pics, a wallpaper, and a LOAD of brony music. My browsing history is flooded with pony blogs and videos.

Jek Jek Roo ist wunderbar!

Almost every famous vlogger.

Oh Rainbow Dash, you're going to confuse Mr. ShinyObject some more, your correct number is "1208" so mine is "1209".

December 8 = 12/08

hello Lash I am Hamburglar but you can call me Marky Mark Gecko and i've got an awesome butt.

Stop rubbing it in my face.

WMM...

Ugh...

Well I'm royally fucked.

There is ONE way I can get away with this...

Sneaking my phone

Taking out my SD card

Clearing my browsing history

Done

Time to go searching for le phone

December 8 1980 – John Lennon, an English musician (former member of The Beatles), and peace activist, is murdered by Mark David Chapman, a mentally unstable fan, in front of The Dakota apartment building in New York City.

Unless you're parents are real jerk-asses

I exited out of a game as she came in, I went to Blightmare's steam page and she made fun of his avatar.

Option 1 gone

Option 2 gone

So my mom wants the PIN for my smartphone and I refuse to give it.

She thinks I've been downloading porn... The reason I've not given it to her is because my phone's overloaded with pony content.

She's taken my phone so I've got no way to remove all the pony stuff.

Now what do I do?

My Little Pony: The Musical

This don't even need spoilers, but:

Freeman's mind is best mind.

I'm just a bit upset he didn't grab that gauss gun

Happy birthday to BLUE!

Favorite pony: Rainbow Dash

Best pony: Pinkie or Flutter

Nerdgasm

Come back to AF after remembering I haven't visited in a few days, and now we have 2 extra name changes.

Went to install CoD MW2 on my desktop

Steam went down, the downloads continued.

Brought my laptop downstairs to see if that would connect. Didn't.

Restarted steam, still didn't connect.

Went to Steam user forum, saw everybody flaming about it being down.

Somebody linked to that video, and then steam user forum went down.

Methinks something fishy's going on.

Steam and User forums are down.

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^That's about the best way to describe