Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

Ok, this is technically not trolling, but I believe it's something worth telling.

 

Basically, there's this guy in BG2 called ADAM. He's a prick and is banned from every server... but my clan's, which just got opened 3 days ago.

 

Adam came into the server during a pub Line Battle, spamming his queer music and doing his racist bullshit. He got banned.

 

5 minutes later, server gets a DDoS attack. Perfect.

 

We shut down the event, change map to something stable and leave it. However the DDoS would not stop, even with empty server.

 

One of our Pte.s, and a fellow trolling buddy of mine, managed to get Adam's IPs (he has like 30 of them), so he called a contact, a pro hacker, and DDoS the crap out of Adam, while the rest of us tried our best to get his ISP or house address (to call the cops on him).

 

30 mins later it was over, with the DDoS done with and with some IPs to erase from the list. Now we got this guy to DoS him on sight, and a botnet up his arse.

If I can take out thousands of aliens and soldiers, and a giant alien fetus with a submachine gun, I sure as hell can take these bastards down with my bare hands.

Being stupid is the pont to this thread

Same for the random thread

so why'd you necropost?

 

White Celestia, Nightmare Moon, Zecora, and Dj-PON3. If I collected the toys, I'd be ecstatic right now.

Just saw it earlier.

I just woke up from the strangest dream...

I was a shark, and worked in an office cubicle (which was a shark tank) and the 2 workers in the cubicles next to mine were Rainbow Dash and a draugr

Well that just blew my dream out of the water.

Oh, night before I dreamed that I lived in 1930s Alabama.

I just woke up from the strangest dream...

I was a shark, and worked in an office cubicle (which was a shark tank) and the 2 workers in the cubicles next to mine were Rainbow Dash and a draugr

When I was a little kid, I though men got tits like girls.

But hey, I live in Texas, almost everyone who lives in the northern part of Texas is fat.

Texas

So cold and bitter

I actually predicted it to be one of those war-esque fighter pilot movies.

not watching it till it's aired.

I think HUB aired it by mistake. Technically already aired.

Latest news about hearts and hooves day:

Can you give me enough morphine to kill me?

Freddie Mercury [AF]: I deal with emotional problems, sit here and tell me what's goin on in life.

Freddie Mercury [AF] gets a clipboard.

Axeldeath [AF]: No

Axeldeath [AF]: I have sleep

Axeldeath [AF]: IEF{Jqebg]

Axeldeath [AF]: QEGji\neg]WSEBOweh

Axeldeath [AF]: LAST

Freddie Mercury [AF]: Nope.

Axeldeath [AF] is now Offline.

Not

10/10

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Jeez... it's not THAT big a deal. I just have a highly curious mind and my interest has been piqued. You know how when there's a picture of a penis in your health book, you cant help but stare at it even if you know you are straight. Its just so absurd that I have to do it!

I remember grabbing one of the science textbooks in 7th grade just so I could-

wait, why are we talking about this?

I made 2 fake episodes of freeman's mind in 2010 because Ross was taking forever with the episodes.

I had no microphone, so it ended up being Hawking's mind.

BANNED FOR BANNING YOURSELF!

BANCEPTION!

Banned because stuff about Nagisa loving bill happened.

Banned because holy shit what just happened on this page?

STOP

Atlas time!

Nope, all gone.