Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

He who run in front of bus get tired

He who run behind bus get exhausted

Rarity's that girl from school that I always try to avoid.

But...but she has a beautiful heart!

...forgot the = sign

ich bin*

8/10

Fluttershy is the best friend you always wanted

Pinkie Pie's the 2nd best friend you always wanted

Rainbow Dash is the middle sibling you always wanted

Applejack's the younger sibling you always wanted

Twilight Sparkle's the only reason you've never been held back

Rarity's that girl from school that I always try to avoid.

14/10 -1 because I now have adorabeetus.

Yeah, I was gonna re-take Rainbow Dash but just hours after my request, someone registered with that name and just left. XD

9QS0q3mGPGg

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

I'm 1337 and wat the fuck is this

I love ask-jappleack. XD

I am honestly the most generous player in-game. I know that its not good for the team to have me dead, but I get myself killed all the time trying to heal people who overextend, just because I want to heal EVERYONE. As Scout, if I've got really low health, as a last resort, I'll suicide into a large group of enemies and hurl milk at them, just so somebody else can get some heals in my absence. As Heavy, I rarely use my Sandvich. 9/10 times, it goes to somebody else who's hurt.

I gave an F2P my strange Sydney Sleeper and a hat.

Hey, remember when Atreyu saved Fantastica from the nothing?

I was gonna download those...

UNTIL I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE--

Banned because Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Skyrim, last time I played Terraria I went on multiplayer and somebody was nice and gave me some free stuff.

Excalibur sword, angel and demon wings, and gold armor.

dear past username...

GOD DAMNIT!!!!

-future username.

Fuck off eye thingy, I'm trying to save the world here

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He falls a 200 ft distance

A little something for Denmark:

 

 

Den Kongelige Pony Livgarde

 

That's not a musket I see in the background... Why is a rev. war pony carrying an m16?

It just now occurred to me...

Srake and ABG were originally the only 2 bronies on this forum.

ABG created a thread for MLP.

Gained a few bronies.

Epsilon started a thread against it.

It was counter-productive and only made more people bronies, including Epsilon himself.

Now the majority of the AF community here are bronies.

*dead*

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He sets fire to his hair by mistake?

This forum has far too mature of a community. (if you count out sheridanm, seeing as I just looked back at his posts.)

"Alright, if I was lucky enough to have 2 bullets narrowly miss my temple, I'd say I have a pretty damn good chance of getting out of here alive'

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He finds a PINKIE PIE LAUNCHER?

 

 

Eating nutella on bread and drinking coffee.

Wishing I was eating Nutella on bread and drinking coffee.