Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

I don't think I have to put up with school again until the 9th...

WINNING

I'm taking RD back. I'll call you when I feel like being username again.

I'm going to see if I can spell silhouette without spellcheck.

 

PRAISE BE, I DID IT FIRST TRY

 

Other resolutions:

-Be the first Heavy Weapons Guy to get a headshot with a weapon in Team Fortress 2

-Come up with something kickass for a stag party for my brother who is getting married this spring

-Invent a word that I did not loan from Calvin & Hobbes (like "brunky").

-Absolve myself of masturbation

-Travel back in time and invent the Pipe Organ or remake the movie Apollo 13 in 1950.

-Assassinate the Prime Minister of Malaysia

-Become the Prime Minister of Malaysia

-Travel to another country that is not United States

-Type at least 200,000 words

-Finish my collection of Flight comics, Tintin Hardcovers and the Smith's Bone Saga.

-Eat a jellybean

-Yell at a pigeon

-Step on a pigeon

-Laugh at a dead pigeon

Sounds like fun.

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Banned because sniping is actually a more difficult job than it sounds and most people think it's easier because of games like CoD and stuff.

Well, I- Wait, did Blue just say "Shit"? And "Bitch"?

I'm still good to go because apparently steam is down.

Banned because I'm from the south

We southern folk kill each other with guns, not beer.

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Banned because I'm from the south.

We southern folk happen to love beer.

2011 was great...

I became a part of this community

Banned because I'll probably end up being an alcoholic in 6 years.

I'll try to not play video games for the whole year.

I think I'll last about 5 minutes.

Banned because it really sucks not being old enough to legally drink.

Spike = RD

Fluttershy = Tree

Use his arms

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If he finds one of the mane 6 somewhere in Black Mesa?

I'll try not to be as big of a dick this year.

Will you be an Asian dick?

Joyfool noo yeer

"Do it Edit:word counts as hate speech."

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Finds Justin Bieber in one of the storage rooms in black mesa

Xfmm Plbz uifo

Next post must contain ponies

Licking Kaweebo's Fist With Cinnamon. (wat)

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You get 0/10 because I, in fact, DO have a signature.