Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

I made the avvy I am using.

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I could very easily do a school related presentation on ponies, only problem with that is I can't find the right opportunity/assignment to do it for.

I was going to announce to my Prof. Communications class that I was a brony at the beginning of the year, but I left that out of my introductory speech because the only thing my school's students have heard of on the internet is "Facebook", and I'm not gonna take a whole shitload of time explaining My Little Pony to them, and telling them how it's just so damn manly.

My math homework (Which is far too easy):

What is the Y-intercept? 9

What is the X-intercept? 2

Slope? -4.5

Write an equation.

Y = -4.5x + 9

Graph the equation.

How did you do this? Magic. *Snort* *Snort*

I dipped poptarts in coffee.

Damn right...

Lets see...

I am incredibly slow. Not physically but mentally. For example if you would ask me what 9*8 is I would take forever to answer, not that I am incapable to solve it(not sure if "solve" is the right word here), it just takes me way to long to do it. Another example, reading. What takes someone else to read in 10minutes, takes me half an hour.

 

I over think everything and take stuff way to seriously. For example, going back to the math thing, whenever I think I know the answer for 9*8 I don't say it, I try to find as many ways as possible to confirm my answer. I want to be 100% sure what I am saying is correct. Another example, I read through most of my posts on this forum at least 5 times before I am satisfied with posting them/continuing on to do other stuff, even with the simplest 1sentence-posts(this might be why I am so slow at everything).

 

I get frustrated so easily, whenever I am doing something and the smallest thing does not go according to plan I get frustrated and quit whatever I'm doing.

 

I seem to be socially retarded and completely unable to make new friends. I am totally comfortable when talking to long time/close friends but whenever I talk to someone that I do not know extremely well(even my class mates, with who I've been sharing about 8hours a day for the last couple of months), I get REALLY awkward.

 

I have a very small attention span and am very easily distracted.

 

I can't stick to anything I set out for me to do. Whether it be doing homework, make a video, play through a game, read a long post on the forums(goes back to the short attention span thing), work ect.

 

I am very forgetful. I forget names, telephone numbers, tasks, words(even when speaking my native language I constantly forget even the simplest words), what ever I'm trying to say halfway through a sentence, the flaws I was going to write down.

Are you me in a different body?

I also have a very short temper, and I tend to say stupid things when I'm tired.

That's how I got banned from AF 2 months back, remember?

Happy Holidays everypony!

Unforeseen buttocks fornication.

10/10 All hail the Corntoting Gowgreasing chuck!

I'm not sure whether AF has a higher Canadian population or Norwegian population. :/

ROSS POSTING IN FFA?

It isn't really much, but it was enough for EQD to accept.

http://sniperrofl.deviantart.com/#/d4h3j1f

I moved the radial blur's center to the Cutie mark.

Just came for opinions and what not on how my wallpaper looks.

I'm not just leaving.

I AM going to be far less active, like maybe a few visits each week.

Well, Koach was originally an anti-brony, so there's reason. Given time, you might get more enjoyment out of the fun of playing TF2 with friends. But I was never a fan of Pre-rifle battle tactics. "Let's all march at each other in squares and shoot lead balls at each other, hoping we kill more people in less volleys." Rifling was the single greatest invention of all things warfare. I was always a big fan of Colonial sharpshooters

 

And Blue, that would be awesome. We could do a poll...

Actually, Koach originally supported bronies.

He said in just one post that he suddenly said ponies were queer. Which I laughed at because it was so sudden.

Thanks for bumping this for me, I was about to do it myself.

Anyway

AF lost it's charm for me, I guess. I don't really see much worth replying to.

That, and I just recently became an RPing addict on another forum.

Thanks for the totally not boring summer, guize!

What if Gaben released a pony related TF2 item? :/

I really like their meatballs.

That wasn't my point friend. Hypocrisy is unacceptable on a Christian forum. What kind of place would Landover be if it was just a bunch of Atheists pretending to be Christians?

THE SAME WAY IT IS NOW

A BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW THE SLIGHTEST BIT ABOUT CRISTIANITY!

And I've seen hypocrisy all over this forum board... XD

I didn't do that 'cuz I was mad. I did it because it's really hard to make my point with normal text.

What's different about it? I was just on a video and it looked the same as it has for the last month or so...

Well ain't that a bitch.

It looked different to me about 5 hours ago

YOUTUBE

Y U NO WORK?

Oh god, looks like youtube has a new layout.

Pinkie Pie called Rainbow Dash a he in the new episode... 19:52 in...

She was referring to ME!

My internet was down the whole damn day and I missed the livestream.

I nearly dun cried when she picked tank.