Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

5000th post

OH DERP Y U NO USE ORIGINAL SCENE?

TOUCH MY PAAAAAAAAAANTS!! TOUCH MY FUCKIN' PANTS! Please? cqzRb7sAL9Y

This inspired me, and this is my results. Not really trolling per-se, considering how it went, but my best result so far and my best attempt at being our lovable neurotic physicist pre-Resonance Cascade. In Hindsight, I was a bit too vulgar, and the "prey" was fairly naive and it was somewhat lowbrow to pull the wool over his eyes, but meh, it is what it is. Also I was grossly euphemistic about the frequency of the presence of radioactive waste in Black Mesa, making it a bit more plausible. Y U NO USE OWN EYE DEERS? >

I remember your last picture... you had that epic raep faic on.

*GASP*! NO FEDORA!!!

Give a man fish and you feed him for a few days... Give a man pants and you feed him for life. - The Bible Exactly... Your pants are safe. - The Neverending story I don't pants - High school musical 2 Make it to the center of my pants in 13 hours or he will become one of us. - Labyrinth

I read that one fiction "to fix you". I like to test my emotional levels with sad fictions... I'd say one my favorite combos is Sad+Shipping

Great. Now I have to read that too... Don't.

8/10

Nope.

You'd hate Sweet Apple Massacre

8/10 because ponies

8/10 WSeNSzJ2-Jw

650

10/10

Anyway, the water is half-empty, but if you turn it upside-down it becomes half-full, and vice versa. Huh, my nuclear missile seems to have intercepted the bottle in space...WE'RE SCREWED! Thread Necromancer.

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My Dad's had one of those. I have too. It's not fun having a needle in your spinal cord.

Dictionary + Marshmallow = Apple Pie Science. Spoiler tags please? -.-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumbar_puncture

But Ferrum = Fe Therefore, Ironman = Female