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    Trolls

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    i'll go on omegle and post results...it usually takes a couple hours before i find a live one.

     

    This inspired me, and this is my results. Not really trolling per-se, considering how it went, but my best result so far and my best attempt at being our lovable neurotic physicist pre-Resonance Cascade.

     

     

     

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hey

    You: Hey there

    Stranger: 'Sup?

    You: exactly, lol

    You: nothing, taking a break from work, got bored

    Stranger: Sounds pretty similar to everyone else.

    Stranger: Bored.

    You: I have a pretty kickass job honestly, Theoretical Physicist

    Stranger: Nice.

    You: a lot of days are full of dull shit though

    Stranger: Oh, I bet.

    You: Make me do technical stuff sometimes, climb ladders, flip switches, really putting that MIT education to good use you know?

    Stranger: Oh yeah.

    Stranger: Great use of your mind.

    You: But I do get to show particles who's boss! on the good days though

    Stranger: Nice.

    You: What about you?

    Stranger: I'm still in grade school. :D

    You: what grade?

    Stranger: 9

    You: where are you?

    You: In the world I mean...

    Stranger: Canada, you?

    You: Cause otherwise that would be creepy, like that time I had that dream I was Snoop Dogg

    You: cool

    You: New Mexico

    Stranger: Cool.

    You: Yeah, I'm actually in a sort of crazy bomb shelter type place, suprised they even have internet in this thing.

    Stranger: Lol

    You: You don't even want to know the kind of stupidity that can go on in a place like this, we're government funded, so pretty much any excuse to waste money is a good one. I swear the rocket guys spend their days looking at pollen in microscopes.

    Stranger: That's pretty awesome. Yet, at the same time, a bit of a waste of government funding...

    You: Yeah, and if I make it out of this job without a tumor I'm one lucky guy, glowing green shit gets spilled on at least an semi-annual basis. I swear if OSHA ever comes here, the company is fucked.

    Stranger: Oh, well then.

    You: I don"t even know what it's used for, but I have a geigar counter in my suit for a reason. Wish I had a helmet though, someone took mine a long time ago and I can't get a replacment. What I would really love would be a grapling hook, woosh, and swing all around this place.

    Stranger: Nice.

    You: Yeah, the design here is all fucked up, theres some cool trams and robots, but the elevators are all retarded, and this one I have to take every day spins and makes me dizzy.

    You: Oh and no exits, anywhere, I swear one fire, and we're all fucked

    Stranger: That must be rather sucky...

    Stranger: Not to mention, seemingly hazardous.

    You: Don't get me started

    You: We have like an army for security though, have a buddy who's one of the guards. Now that I think about it, he owes me a beer.

    Stranger: Lol, nice.

    Stranger: So, why do you work there?

    You: After a while down here, people start to look the same, I'm kind of a rebel, I don't have the same goofy looking einstein look everybody else seems to be going for, and no one else appears to have a beard lol

    You: eh, the money is nice, and like I said, when we do get to do stuff down in Sector C, it;s some pretty awesome shit

    You: would probably sound boring if I described it though

    Stranger: To someone my age, I doubt it'd be overly interesting...

    You: Really, I just want to show up those pricks with their string theory

    Stranger: Even with me being a bit of a nerd.

    Stranger: Lol

    You: eh, leptons being compund particles sound interesting?

    Stranger: I actually knew that. Because of a song.

    You: Really?

    You: what song?

    Stranger: Strange Charm by Hank Green.

    You: interesting, reminds me of a name on my List, but that bastard couldn't sing his way out of a schrodinger's cat thought experiment if it smacked him on the skull

    Stranger: Haha

    Stranger: Strange Charm basically explains, in a fairly simplistic way, what a quark is.

    Stranger: It's pretty awesome.

    You: physics song, sounds badass, anyway, I need to catch a tram soon, and I have a feeling this terminal might explode. No shit, things just break for no reason around here alllll the time,and security pulls double duty for technicians, you can imagine the results there., been cool kid, stay in school and all that jazz.

    Stranger: A'ight. Bye. You have fun working in an insanely hazardous place.

    You have disconnected.

     

     

    In Hindsight, I was a bit too vulgar, and the "prey" was fairly naive and it was somewhat lowbrow to pull the wool over his eyes, but meh, it is what it is. Also I was grossly euphemistic about the frequency of the presence of radioactive waste in Black Mesa, making it a bit more plausible.

    :evil:

     

    Y U NO USE OWN EYE DEERS? >:|

    The Pants game

    in Forum Games

    Posted

    Give a man fish and you feed him for a few days... Give a man pants and you feed him for life. - The Bible

     

    Exactly... Your pants are safe. - The Neverending story

     

    I don't pants - High school musical 2

     

    Make it to the center of my pants in 13 hours or he will become one of us. - Labyrinth

    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    It doesn't quite have that same innocent feel, I think, but I still like about as much as I like S1.

     

    (Jek Jek, Spoiler tags por favor)

     

    Add: So I tried to read something gory again, feeling like I could manage this time. I got 5 sentences into "Rocket to Insanity" and started squirming. The thing is, I know in my mind that I could watch somebody die. If I were in a war, I could sink that knife in the back of someone's neck. But when I read, I put myself in the characters' shoes, and I cannot seperate myself. So I feel my own stomach being slit open and myself being tortured brutally. Maybe I should try an audial reading. That might work better.

     

    You'd hate Sweet Apple Massacre

    My Water is Full of DANGER!

    in Forum Games

    Posted

    Uh, what?

     

    My question is, is the water half empty or half full?

     

     

    Anyway, the water is half-empty, but if you turn it upside-down it becomes half-full, and vice versa.

    Huh, my nuclear missile seems to have intercepted the bottle in space...WE'RE SCREWED!

     

    Thread Necromancer. :|

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