Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

Burning a disk, going to upgrade to Windows 7 when I get back with my overpriced DDR2 and a new HDD. See you all on the other side.

You'd better be using XP for all this time. If I find out you were using vista......nothings gonna happen really.

Something might happen in the land of "I don't know, I really don't".

Today at school:

(I speedwalk by some black people)

Some chick I don't know: Boy, you better watch the fuck out.

Me: U MAD?

Black chick: No-

Me: YOU MAD!

(/me trollfaces)

Black chick: Quit smiling at me like that ugl-

Me: (Almost exactly like the TF2 Engineer) NOPE

Today in World Geography:

Teacher: Are the United States doing much about poverty?

Me: NOPE

Teacher: Can you stop shouting out the answers?

Me: Nope, just Chuck Testa.

Teacher: Who?

Me: Eeyup.

We need a PA for people like me... (ponyholics anonymous)

Facepalming, Apparently games are more educational at my school than actual work. (I'm fixing to pound some students' face in.)

God fucking dammit steam! Stop losing connection!

I bet you thought your connection was alive... NOPE. It's Chuck Testa.

Nope. Just pure Chuck Testa

This is the song everyone is hating? I've heard far, far worse harmony.... what is so bad about this song?

I bet you thought that was Rebecca Black singing?

Anyway, This will end up like May 21.

Reminds me of that song.... Friday, friday, friday some people have been telling me about.

 

DON'T start it...

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I was hoping you'd all vote for rocket to insanity. -.-

G3 dash it is...

Watching Watchmen.

Watchception?

I'm at my wits end. If earthlink continues to be this bad I swear to god I'm gonna get violent on someone. I honestly cannot fathom how these sons of bitches think that this sorry excuse for an "internet connection" can constitute charging any money at all.

 

10 times in the past 30 minutes. this shitty internet connection has gone down 10 times in the last 30 fucking minutes. I came REAL close to smacking the top of my laptop off with a baseball bat I'm so frustrated.

 

And oh look! make that 11 times! This shit is down AGAIN while I type this out. Holy hell get me a shotgun I've got to clean the gene pool!

My reaction to suddenlink.

2008.

That's a very nice picture you have there... Be a shame if something happened to it.

I'm trying to decide between my 'nice' Halloween avatar.

And my current 'not so nice' avatar.

 

I like Zalgodash

And I like your current "not so nice" avatar.

 

 

Maybe the second one, but the first one is creepy as fuck.

I actually went looking for that first picture as soon as you brought up your avatar not being scary enough.

Alright, I'll run a little vote for my avatar too...

Voters for Rocket to Insanity avatar: .5

Voters for Zalgo Dash avatar: 1

Voters for Disturbing G3 pony: 1.5

2

Today at school

Some kid: *Talking about football or some shit*

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: *Starts his story again*

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: What?

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: *Starts going on about football again*

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Cool sto-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Shut u-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Next person to say "Cool story bro, tell it again" is gay.

Me: again it tell, bro story cool.

Some kid: What?

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: You said it, you're gay!

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: The fuck? Stop!

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Shut the f-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

Some kid: Next person to talk is gay.

Me: There are multiple meanings to the word gay.

Some kid: No-

Me: Cool story bro, tell it again.

My avatar is now 10x scarier.

6/10... :/

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The world will end on December 2-

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Nevermind, not anymore.

How's this one?

When he sees the Rocket Launcher: Oh, what' thi... *random noises because he can't express his excitement in any other way*

When he gets to the Hydro-electric dam: Oh, is this a way ou... HOLY SH*T

When he finds the gluon gun: Hehe... Look at me... I'm a ghostbuster.

When he enters the portal to Xen: LEEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJJENNNKKINNSSSS!!!

When he sees the other tentacles: "What's in he-" *Sees tentacles* "OH GOD" *GTFOs*

When he sees the Gonarch: SHIT! A GIANT HEADHUGGER WITH A TESTACLE! RUN!