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Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

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  1. Man1: I backed you a Pie

    Man2: what flavor is it?

    Man1: PIE FLAVOR!!!!

    A smaller pie bursts out of the bigger pie to the sound of a signal cored of an electric guitar

    +rep if you can name the refrens ( when I have some rep to give )

    asdfmovie 2

  2. Pinkie Pie:

    too_slow_joe_transforming_mug-p1680612149935136922l9gv_400.jpg

     

    And Rarity, you and only you can find out what that meant by checking the rep thingy. I don't mind if you tell the others, but I'm not.

     

    And yes Flutterwonder is pretty awesome. I never liked that the lyrics can't be understood. I can only make out "Deep why the Wonder"

    It's actually Deep, wide, there, and wonder.

     

    There are no actual lyrics here, just her beautiful singing voice.

     

    Also:

     

    [AF] Rainbow Dash: You like ponies?

    Alphabetagamma [AF]: No

  3.  

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

     

    You: Female?

     

    Stranger: Hey

     

    Stranger: Yea

     

    You: Cool

     

    You: My name is Gordon

     

    Stranger: Im Rachel

     

    You: Want a picture?

     

    You: http://tinyurl.com/5wyk8ll

     

    Stranger: I can't open links. I'm on my phone

     

    You: e.e

     

    You: Well

     

    You: I'm 27

     

    You: and I have a PHD in theoretical physics

     

    Stranger: Impressive

     

    You: I graduated from MIT

     

    You: My last name is Freeman

     

    Stranger: Wow well congrats to you on doing that

     

    You: Haha

     

    You: I have a beard and glasses.

     

    Stranger: I have neither hahah

     

    You: I can imagine you wouldn't have a beard.

     

    Stranger: Hahaha

     

    You: You're the only one I've met so far who doesn't know who Gordon Freeman is.

     

    Stranger: Am I suppose to?

     

    You: Google it. XD

     

    Stranger: Hahah ok

     

    You have disconnected.

     

     

     

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: I seem to have made a mistake.

     

    Stranger: what might that be?

     

    You: I don't quite know.

     

    Stranger: ah right

     

    Stranger: that presents an even greater problem.

     

    You: My spacebar seems to have been pressed against the inner board.

     

    Stranger: wedge it out with a pen or something

     

    You: Oh, I've fixed it.

     

    You: Thank you kindly.

     

    Stranger: no problem, stranger.

     

    You: It appears what has been stated, when used in context with the term "an individual one does not know", can quite possibly be false.

     

    You: You could be my next-door neighbor for all I know.

     

    Stranger: I am fairly certain the situation of me knowing you has been avoided.

     

    Stranger: Mainly due to the fact it is almost midnight in my current time zone.

     

    You: I see, It's 18:08 over here.

     

    Stranger: east coast then

     

    You: Incorrect.

     

    You: I live in Texas.

     

    Stranger: ermm

     

    Stranger: what?

     

    You: Texas

     

    You: The 2nd southernmost state of America.

     

    Stranger: but...

     

    Stranger: you're GMT - 6:00, placing you on the East Coast....

     

    You: Ahh

     

    You: Yes

     

    You: My time seems to be wrong.

     

    You: I don't see why it does this.

     

    Stranger: Just a simple mistake.

     

    You: With my formal english, and the fact that I live quite far south, I had the impression you were about to make a stereotypical statement.

     

    Stranger: Considering the formal language you have been using through the duration of this conversation, I perceive you to be fairly well educated.

     

    You: Yes indeed.

     

    You: I'm afraid I must leave, I have a video project to tend to.

     

    You have disconnected.

     

  4. So I was on Omegle...

     

    You: Hallo

     

    Stranger: lover boy where are you

     

    You: My name is Gordon.

     

    Stranger: gordon

     

    You: Yes

     

    You: Gordon.

     

    Stranger: wow

     

    You: My last name is Freeman.

     

    Stranger: o

     

    Stranger: wow

     

    You: I'm 27 years old.

     

    Stranger: cool

     

    You: I have a PHD in theoretical physics.

     

    Stranger: wow a real smarty

     

    You: And I have an awesome beard and glasses.

     

    Stranger: and very mature looking

     

    You: Here's a picture of me

     

    You: http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/f/fe/Barnacle_Gordon.jpg

  5. Ima start writing ma fanfic. No computer right nao, tho, so it won't be up for quite some time, cuz I'm not gonna type it up on a little fudgy iPod.

    Write a shipping fiction, you know, where 2 ponies find each other and are... on a boat.

     

    In all seriousness, what kind of fiction are you writing?

  6. Australia (Yeah, It's pretty interesting country, I just can't understand why people neglect it so damn bloody much, I mean in my area)

     

    It's because Australia sucks.

     

    -ibxWoEH0_k

     

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