Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D

I'm a man. And when I'm not drinkin' at the pub or workin' at the construction site, I like to listen to the YoGPoD.

I'm a man, and when I'm not at school or trying to improve my running speed, I WATCH PONIES!

Here's a pony version of me

It's funny because my chest looks like that IRL.

Pony Creator Full Version

 

just thought I'd drop this here.

Thank you, Now all I have to make versions of myself are:

Dragon

Twilit

Minecrafter/Block person

[attachment=0]myPony.png[/attachment]

here's a pony i made...

no, i'm not naming him. lol

Him? It has the nose shape of a female.

(Seems to be on everyones bucket list haha)

Not mine.

CONFOUND THIS ARGUMENT! IT DRIVES ME TO THINK!

not completely my fault, blame the schooling system.

That should be a meme. Going off topic every few posts... Blame the school system.

 

Anyway, like I mentioned before. I r a man. Now gender identity wise... I have no clue. I don't feel like a woman though I wouldn't mind experiencing a day in a womans body.

As a man: Stare awkwardly at another woman's boobs

As a woman who was previously a man: Stare awkwardly at your own boobs.

My bucket list:

Learn how to shot web

Visit Equestria

Open a portal to the internet by dividing by zero

Become a pony

Live to be at least 9001

Answer a call of help from the Ivory Tower and save Fantasia from the nothing

Build a human-like artificially intelligent robot.

Take a baby from someone and hide it in a giant maze

Not in order.

confound Colten's Gif! it drives me to stare at it...

CONFOUND BILLY'S USE OF MY IRL NAME! IT DRIVES ME TO *AKWARDFACE.JPG* D:

CONFOUND LUX'S NEW SIGNATURE! IT DRIVES ME TO DRINK!

we're on topic Dash...we're still talking about a related subject.

So if I created a thread about Sexuality and Gender, It would be considered a duplicate?

I THINK NOT.

I feel that on-topic sounds even better.

We're still off topic and nopony's noticing.

Banned for also having no grammar mistakes.

What is it called when you're both male AND female in mind? Because I think that's me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite

While I was searching the creepypasta wiki I found this:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic_-_The_Lost_Episode

and this:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony%3A_Frienship_is_Magic_-_Party_of_one_-_Deleted_scene

and finally this:

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Luna_Game

Enjoy!

+Rep, but I already knew of Luna_Game.exe

I'm a male, but my brain is a double rainbow.

I think it went like that when I finally just lost all my patience waiting for season 2 of MLP.

Installing Win 95 on a Virtual Machine. Any cool old games I should play?

Duke Nukem 3D

Epsilon'll never change his, he did say it wa possible he would become a brony though.

I am Heavy Post Guy.... and this.... is my post. She weighs 150 characters and fires custom-tooled words at 10,000 replies per minute. It costs $400,000 to quote this post... for 12 seconds...

 

*Jovial bouts of laughter* *Jovial bouts of laughter* *Jovial bouts of laughter*

 

omaigawd.. who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY POST?!

 

Some people think they can -rep me... maybe.. *Nasal inhalation* maybe... I have yet to meet one that can -rep image.

 

Waaaah! Uuuuwaah! AHAHAHA! QUOTE SOME MOOOORE!!!

 

Heh heh. Quote some more.

Quote!!!

It appears you owe over 42 Million for quoting this long.

Im awlso a poyn!

I'm gonna go ahead and edit my new GMOD season 2 video for my little pony.

You're supposed to request a name change in the specified thread (in misc. AF stuff)

You should have that account deleted and your old one re-named?

If it involves a homophobic person, I go as far as to make death threats.

What's the worst thing you've been caught doing?

I have a pectus excuvatum

I have Pectus Carinatum. XD

 

That sucks, although it depends on how severe it could just make you look buff.

 

I've made use of my pectus as a cup holder, or a food bowl.

I was told it's only cosmetic, but I don't have very good lungpower.

My bucket list:

Graduate High school

Go to college

Graduate College

Finally move away from my hometown (Still haven't planned this out, maybe Vancouver or someplace nearby)

Get a job

Be successful

Die

Seriously, where would be a good alternative to West Texas? :/