Doctor Felix Whooves

Every one is lost in there own little worlds, filled with hate, self pity, and vapid self interest. And we all need something to snap us all out of it, something that can't be forgotten, something that would permanently effect every thing every where, something that no mater where you look you can see it, some thing that starts fast and ends just as fast. We need a wake up call, and we need it now.

Irish families are a beautiful thing Whooves.

My family is not Irish (but it would be a lot more fun if we were) were from all over, but most of it is Dutch, although I think there was some Viking in there considering what I look like and how I'm built.

What we need is a catastrophic event like a world scale natural disaster (preferably not a nuclear war, due to the immense repercussions it would have on chances of renewing life.) But we need something that will kill off a huge majority of the human race and force everyone to band together if they want to survive.

The bird flu needs just one mutation in just one gean to make it posibal for it to spread from bird to man and back, if this happens there would be a world wide epidemic, we will need to stay in are homes for 3 months because its not safe to be out side, your tap water won't be safe ether, it is predicted that 1/4 of the worlds population will die from the flu, and another 1/4 will die from the madness of it all.

That would kill mostly the stupid people.

By eating all the pies

The slenderman has a crush on me, what do?

So you know the guy that sold trixy the alicirn amulet? Well it terns out his name is "odsin ends". I like this name

Make you house out of fire, no you never need to worry about having company

Help! There's pie every where!!!

Stop posting that/over doing it

0DTLcR5awn0

Aye, tis true. We're oll a bunch o lazy basterds.

Amen brother, Amen

Putting this everywhere I can because it's amazing.

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Wow it's just like my last family reunion, but with drinking and a lot less passive aggressively hating each other silently.

Every time a midget dies in fire an angel gets it wings.

Banned for stuff

I know, but dose this mean

Wow, it's just like a fanfic I read once.

I hate to post after like, fucking every single person, but I would just like to point out that, taken from his perspective:

 

A multi-million dollar company has just used YOUR fanwork on their promo picture. YOURS. Now, whether that's due to laziness or appreciation, I do not have the answers. I dunno about the artist, but I'd feel pretty goddamn humbled to have my work plastered on something next to an official Pinkie Pie.

Wait what?

Making a potential mistake and buying tickets for a Lord of the RIngs movie marathon at our theater.

If it's not the extended cut, you probably want to go, but if it is the extended cut BEWARE THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF SAURON, HE KNOWS YOU COULD NEVER HOPE TO SUCCEED IN VIEWING THE TORMENT OF NINE HOURS OF HIS POWER.

It's the extended versions.

OH GOD! I've done it 3 time and each time was a test of endurance, you'll need a lot of popcorn for this.

Get high and make what you see

Everything I draw or paint is creepy as fuck, how do I fix?

Making a potential mistake and buying tickets for a Lord of the RIngs movie marathon at our theater.

If it's not the extended cut, you probably want to go, but if it is the extended cut BEWARE THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF SAURON, HE KNOWS YOU COULD NEVER HOPE TO SUCCEED IN VIEWING THE TORMENT OF NINE HOURS OF HIS POWER.

Bitch pleas, I've done that 3 times already

Give them the deed to your house

I'm trying to not be perverted but its really fucking hard, what should I do?

That actually does look just like the City 17 architecture. Crazy stuff yo! I'd rep you for it, but I give too freely and all my rep has disappeared.

I'll do it for you

Oh man, Civil Protection. I haven't thought about that show in a loooong time.

How? It's half the reason you came here in the first place

10 north poles/ 10

Christmas!

Oh ye cannae shove yer granny off a bus

No ye cannae shove yer granny off a bus

No ye cannae shove yer granny, 'cause she's yer mammy's mammy,

Ye cannae shove yer granny off a bus!

Ye can shove yer other granny off a bus

Oh ye can shove yer other granny off a bus

Oh ye can shove yer other granny, 'cause she's yer daddy's mammy,

Ye can shove yer other granny off a bus!

I'd ask for the details but the nude model in Life Drawing today gave me plenty of "details" to focus on today.

 

Good lord he was gifted.

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder

Like a continental (or regimental) soldier

Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears stand high?

Do they reach up to the sky?

Do they droop when they are wet?

Do they stiffen when they're dry?

Can you summon o'er your neighbor

With a minimum of labor?

Do your ears stand high?

Do your ears flip-flop?

Can you use them as a mop?

Are they stringy at the bottom?

Are they curly at the top?

Can you use them for a swatter?

Can you use them for a blotter?

Do your ears flip-flop?

Do your ears stick out?

Can you waggle them about?

Can you flap them up and down

As you fly around the town?

Can you shut them up for sure

When you hear an awful bore?

Do your ears stick out?

Do your ears give snacks?

Are they all filled up with wax?

Do you eat it in the morning

Do you eat it in the bath?

Do you eat it with a scone

Or do you eat it on its own?

Do your ears give snacks?

I don't want the details.