Doctor Felix Whooves

May the rats eat his eyes!

Banned because I thought I should make it clear, I might even make it my signature

There is a small creature living in my attic, it likes geometry... And satin. Do you have any holy water?

I swallowed you sole, it tasted like pie

Banned for having a cute avatar

(In a non sexual way)

 

I was staying out of it mostly because people kept changing the subject and partly because what needed to be said was said, but I'd just like to say I'm happy that you're still here. I was worried that we had scared you away or something since you weren't posting so much, but you're one of the best friends I've got on here, and I'd hate to have you feel unwelcome.

Oh thank you, and don't worry you guys can never scare me away. I'll always be here to add what I can, just let me know if I over do something... It seams I have a problem with that.

"Where did this hat come from?"

Banned because wait... We don't?

Now with scrolling credits!

 

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This was very entertaining

Best episode ever. That is all

Oh come on! I get yelled at for being a perv but you can just casually post this? What the fuck!?! Yes I know I was over doing it but I never posted a pic about it

Whooves, we told you to stop because not only were you overdoing it, you weren't being funny, and you were pissing everyone off when you kept making jokes like that that didn't accomplish anything. But honestly, your constant whining about how we 'made you stop' is starting to get more irritating.

 

I mean seriously, it's like you either know nothing of social etiquette or you're doing this on purpose. What are you expecting to gain from constantly throwing that in our face? Someone to apologize and throw you a party?

*sigh* your right. All of you, Pinky, twilight, fluttershy. You guys are right. The way I've been acting is inexcusable. I am sorry for being a perv. I am sorry for felling angry and betrade when I was told to stop. I'm sorry that I've been more of an ass than usual because of that. I'm sorry for all the times I was a perv, all the times I was an ass, all the times I was a disgusting pig.

Thank you all for trying to set me strate. It was not overkill or mean. You guy said what needed to be said and what was long over do. You guys have got me to look at my life and what I've been doing with it and how I was doing it. I did not like what I saw. So because of that I am going to do better, to be better. In bolth my Internet life and my real one. Thank you guys for the reality check I drastically needed.

Eleanor was the name of some animal susan cooked up and was eating when she dropped her glass plate.

Even though Foal's riddle is unsolved, here's another:

 

 

After days with no incidents, Eleanor was found dead on the apartment floor surrounded by broken glass shards. Susan was there, with Eleanor's blood on her mouth, but was not arrested. Why?

Eleanor died several days ago in a way that involved glass breaking, and Susan is her pet cat that was eating the body (that actually happens a lot)

Alyxx is just in it for the boobies.

 

Look, I found her two favorite things in the universe, IN ONE PICTURE!

Oh come on! I get yelled at for being a perv but you can just casually post this? What the fuck!?! Yes I know I was over doing it but I never posted a pic about it

Banned because I am bad, and I feel bad

Sorry. I fucked up. I admit it. I spooled that trixy will be in the next episode and that it will most likely not go how I hoped, and for that I am sorry. I'll go stand in the corner now. I was a bad pony.

Every day poooomf

 

Every time is pooooomf

 

I wanna ride on niichan all day looooong

 

Every day pooooomf

 

Every time is poooooomf

 

There's just no way that thing will fit

 

I'll endure iiitt

I am not shore what you are talking/jokeing about, and I will not try to guess because knowing me I would guess something sexual in nature, and I'm trying to stop being a perv at all and in every part of my life.

The next epicode I predict will be a let down. For me because I want trixy to come back and say she is sorry. It would be about redemption and all that stuff

Tomb Raider's controls suck on PS1. Now that I've admitted that to myself, I can resume ogling Lara's conical bewbs.

I wish I could still make posts like that... *sigh*

I'm not a fan of OCs with a tragic background. I feel like it is over done and it is kind of used as a crutch to make a character interesting. But at least he isn't some sort of mad at the world, silent badass. He doesn't seem to have a character flaw, besides his physical flaws. But unless your going to start writing some sort of 1 million word novel about your character, I don't think it really matters.

But that's just me... I mean, hey, I think that changelings can't be special.

[C+] Could be better...

 

I dunno... Whatever

Well in his timeline his story is already told, his story would have been when he was living with his uncle in mainhatin, you see after the fire aroma was scared mentally just as much as he was physically. He was terrified of fire of any kind, was still in shock over the loss of his family, he had yet to begin dealing with what he now looked like, and celestea knows what else. So his story is one of recovery and over coming loss and debilitations.

His uncle was a good man if a bit eccentric, it was him who helped aroma find peace. So after his uncle died and because his uncle had no kids of his own all the inheritance went to aroma, and with some of it he bought the tea shop that he now runs and lives above.

Oh I also forgot to add that he is a Pegasus but he can't fly because he's wings were almost completely burnt off and what is left is fused to his sides. He can still walk on clouds and often uses clouds as a secret part of his drinks. (If you ask him for something "light" he will just add cloud to make it so.)

I may add more and expound on him later for fun but that's it for now.

I have to get me one of these.

I have one of those, I almost never use it, instead I rent it to my friends.

To get more chocolate?

No just for cash, besids I don't like chocolate that much, don't get me wrong I do like chocolate but just by its self and in moderation.

So I've made my self an OC, don't worry he is not a perv and is a nice guy really, his name is aroma sweets. His special talent is making tea. He dose not k ow what his cuty mark looks like any more because when he was a colt the same day he got his mark there was a fire. He was very badly burned and he was the only survivor of his family. To be kind he is always covered head to hoof with only one eye exposed (his left). What we dresses in looks like the pony version of this

but less complex and made of cloth.

After the fire he was razed by his uncle, and he did not have that manny friends. Aroma moved to ponyville acted his uncle died and is now running a tea shop.

He has a very expressive and overall nice voce, and the one eye you can see can convey a lot of emotion. He is single and has resigned himself to living the rest of his life that way, but if he could have someone special he would pick zacora because she is wise enuff to look past the scars and because he thinks zebras are hot.

What do you all think, dose he suck, is he ok, or what?

I have to get me one of these.

I have one of those, I almost never use it, instead I rent it to my friends.

I actually enjoyed the episode mostly because I could relate to it from when I was younger. anything to avoid the bullies...

 

I'm also thoroughly convinced the song montage was an attempt to 1-up the PMV artists. It was actually pretty catchy.

Time for rerailment!

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