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    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    That's bad how?

     

    Because the "episodes" are repetitive, it's the same thing with a slightly different setting and new characters that've been added with no previous introduction or notice.

     

    I wouldn't mind it if they weren't just shoehorned in.

    If that's how you feel so be it, but I don't see it that way.

    My Little Pony:FiM

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    Posted

    No! He should not rush, and take all the time and words he needs to tell the best story he can

     

    N-no, that's not how it works. A storyteller needs to know when to stop.

    This story though, feels far too spread out with the character cast changed bigger and bigger by every chapter.

    At this rate, you can think about the chapters as episodes and the volumes as seasons.

    That's bad how?

    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Project Horizons summed up.

    l1YmS_VDvMY

    Just finish it Somber.. geez.

     

    Total approximate wordcount as of Chapter 52: 1,047,898

     

    At this point, I get the feeling that he'll somehow manage to get in a trip to the freaking post-war Crystal Empire before this is all done with.

    No! He should not rush, and take all the time and words he needs to tell the best story he can

    My Little Pony:FiM

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    Posted

    It's like, we open our mouth and it makes it hard for you not to be a perv. There was absolutely zilch that was dirty about that comment. all he did was mention a character from the show.

    That's all it takes for my mind to make it dirty.

    I'll have to try harder. A lot harder. So very fucking harde- dammit! I did it agen! Fuck this wont be easy.

    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Aww shiiit. This is just like Boast Busters, except Trixie is now Whooves and it's about masturbation habits rather than magical skill. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THESE PARALLELS?!?!

    Hmm... Me being trixy now that would be-

    Dammit fluttershy your making it hard for me not to be a perv

    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    The day Whooves came out as a clopper was a very, VERY sad day. I did not mind that he confessed. Everyone is permitted to have their likes and dislikes so long as they don't harm others. But when you CONSTANTLY PUT IT IN EVERYBODY'S FUCKING FACE, PEOPLE START TO DISLIKE YOU BECAUSE WHENEVER THEY TRY TO HAVE A CIVIL CONVERSATION WITH YOU IT'S SOMETHING LIKE "Dude, I'm so sorry, but I can't help but jizz in my pants when I see that image you posted that was not intended to be sexual."

     

    Seriously Whooves, that right there is just about every time you open your damn mouth on this thread. Grow up, dude. Seriously. I'm sorry to be an absolute asshole about this (and I realize I am being extremely harsh here), but people have hinted that they'd appreciate it if you stopped and you only do it more. I used to really like you. I would recognize your avatar in a thread and it held a positive connotation in my mind. Now, I see your avatar and immediately anticipate immature, sexual content that you could have easily not told everyone.

     

    So Whooves, I am asking that you at LEAST tone down this sexual bullshit, because none of us (that I know of) see it in the same manner and would rather not be subjected to seeing it every time we click on the thread.

    Fine, I'll stop being such a perv.

    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Yeah, if it really was Dr. Pervypants, he would of have it as this:

     

     

    > Make sex joke

    > Make sex joke

    > Make sex joke

    > Make sex joke

    > Make sex joke

    > Make sex joke

    > Make sex joke

     

    *Sips coffee while leaning back on chair, almost falls off spilling coffee all over the place, but regains balance, not sure if sad or happy, is sappy*

    No it would be

     

    >make sex

    >plot

    >make sex

    >plot

    >make sex

    >plot

    >make sex with Luna

    >plot

    >make sex

    >plot

    >make sex

    >plot

    >make sex

    >plot

    Also Dr. Pervypants I like this name

    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    I've been stuck trying to finish writing a chapter for like 3 weeks now. I just don't know how to advance the story smoothly in this situation.

     

    Having trouble introducing a villain of pure shadow whose existence's sole purpose is to lie.

     

    Gaddam.

     

    >Introduce villain.

    >Establish he is made of shadow.

    >Have him lie to someone who doesn't deserve to be lied to so that it hurts them in the long run to establish that trait.

     

    Boom.

    No, no it's

    >introduce Villain

    > make sex joke

    >Establish he is made of shadow

    >make sex joke

    >Have him lie to someone who doesn't deserve to be lied to so that it hurts them in the long run to establish that trait.

    >make sex joke

     

     

    That's how you do it

    General Chat

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    Posted

    YOU'RE BARDING AND LARDING YOUR FUCKING TURKEY AFTER BRINING IT IN APPLE CIDER?

     

    FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!

     

    My grandma always cooks the turkey with stuffing inside, which is a potential salmonella disaster, but it's very unlikely that will happen.

     

    But yea, let me explain to you Hooves, in culinary concept, how your turkey is going to be fucking incredible.

     

    First of all, brining (you spelled it right) a turkey helps tenderize the meat by letting the salt dissolve the tough protein bonds throughout the bird. Secondly, the turkey absorbs the seasonings and gives it tremendous flavor.

     

    Now, you're covering the turkey in fat while cooking (a process known as barding) and putting fat inside the turkey while cooking (called larding). Not only does this add fat to the turkey, giving it flavor, richness, and moistness, but it also locks in the juices from the bird more effectively, making it the moistest, tastiest bird you might ever have. Good on you and your family for such an undertaking.

    By Luna's phalic shaped horn! That turkey was by far the best I've ever had! And it was so juicy! I'm still blow away by it. It was far better that I thought it would be, and I thought it would be godly.

    General Chat

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    Posted

    This is going to be a good thanks giving this year! Want to know why? Bacon Butter! I'll explane what that is in a moment. First lets talk about the turky. Most years my family dose a thing called "brining" (I don't think I spelled it right) it's where you soak the turkey in broth and spices for a day befor you cook it, and it tasts grate. But this year we did some a bit different, we used apple cide as the broth. Then we made the bacon butter, it is raw bacon, butter, and a fuck tun of spices blended together and you shove it under the turkeys skin befor you cook it, but that's not all, this turkey is going to be cooked covered in bacon, all over it, bacon woven into sheets, a turkey soaked in apple cider filled with bacon butter and mummified in bacon. That is good cooking right there.

     

     

    Bet you feel hungry right now,

    Vent

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Then no. That's so dishonorable. If you're going to fight someone, make it fucking clean. But if they've got a gun on me or any sort of lethal force. I'll fucking do everything I can to fucking destroy them.

     

    If you're going to fight someone, WIN. Everything else is secondary.

    Those are words to live by.

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