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Doctor Felix Whooves

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  1. I hate penguins, cocky little bastards. They can't even fly, so I don't get why they think they're the shit. Thank god for Orca Whales and Polar Bears for ridding the Earth of the pricks.

    Haha, I agree! Not only that but the movie industry had a whole penguin period for a while. Was a bit annoying.

     

    Oh don't remind me of that ridiculousness. Where were the penguin Jackass copy-cats for those movies? I would've loved to wake up and see a news story about how a bunch of penguins just got killed trying to surf, or how they danced so much that orca whales were able to find them from under the ice and break through it. Of course, it wouldn't be a complete story without plenty of pictures of their dismembered corpses and blood. Finally, we'd have an answer to what's black, white, and red all over. Dead fucking penguins, that's what.

     

    Coming soon to a theater near you, Massacre of the Penguins! Don't miss it.

    Amen!

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    >YFW you find a dead body on your front lawn because some old guy was walking around and killed him self right in front of your house. (Happened to me today)

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    Yfw> you cat (or any pet you might have) comes and sits on your lap as you are watching a good movie, you two chill for some time and when the movie is done you realize your cat is dead. (This just happen to me)

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