Doctor Felix Whooves

It not the answer that counts but how you answer it

But seeing as how I know a LOT about them I can tell if someone realy is a girl online with just 2 questions

1: what is your cup size?

2: do your boobs float?

And from there answer I can get all the info I need.

But I already know your a man but because you like to be called a girl I will continue to do so

Hay tits are tits there all good

Banned because

Step 1: be a gentleman - if you are polite they will be more open around you

Step 2: be good friends with artists- artists are more common to not follow social norms

Step 3: be odd/strange enuff that if they need something odd/strange done they can go to you for help

Step 4: cast a wide net- don't focus on one girl, trust me they don't like that, and if you are good friends with a lot of girls the more luck you can get

Step 5: don't aim too high - if you try to get girls that are out of your reach it will back fire, instead aim a tad lower than your self, The girls there will be a lot happier with you and you with them

Step 6: failure is an option - you will fail but don't let that stop you from trying

Step 7: have fun - if your not haveing a good time odds are that they are not either

I hope this helps you find girls like the ones I do

I did the carpets and the garden hose to

Oh if only you knew who she was talking to

Oh a side note, the voce actor for rarity was given 5 hard cover books making up fallout equestria, and she is going to read them, because she will be to only one to read Fallout Equestria all the charicters she works on are now my favrets, this includes Luna, so nothing has changed

Actually it's from fallout equestria and Rarity is the one saying it

It ok hun, because I've been sleeping with the toothpaste

Banned because I am being paid to make a mold of a girls boobs, this involves her being topless and me forcefully pressing this string and plaster dust stuff (I know the name but I just can't remember it) on to her boobs and working it in to get the perfect fit. BEST JOB EVER!

Well I'm actually cuthulu pretending to be a time traveling perv pony who is pretending to be an American man pretending to be cuthulu pretending to be a time traveling perv pony

Nothing lasts long around me

 

Sit on my horn and spin

Nothing lasts long around me

Don't make me go goldenblood on your ass!

 

What, you're gonna cough on me and be mysterious?

 

 

YES! I will allways follow you! Allways cough blood on you and be very mysterious as I do it! Know one will ever go near you because of me! And if you ever have sex I will make you yell the wrong name!

Fear me!

Don't make me go goldenblood on your ass!

Banned because I didn't, that one is still there

Yes but I never said who was doing it and to who

By Celeste's plasma cum! If I ever find a pic about chapter 33 I'll pm it to you EVERY DAY!

 

Bitchplz.

 

 

Oh I was talking about her in the middle of the ****

By Celeste's plasma cum! If I ever find a pic about chapter 33 I'll pm it to you EVERY DAY!

Oh God! Chapter 33, WHY did you have to remind me of that! It was 10 times worse than my little dashy!

You do remember that your talking to a time traveling pervert who has a thing for cartoon ponys... I don't think professionalism is the problem

Well nice to offishly meat you

And that's bad how?

... Go on

Well Rarity the fun is right between you legs, just reach down and have a good time

Reason 1857 to read Fallout Equestria and Fallout Equestria Project Horizons- you will understand this (and cry if you do)

 

 

Bastard. It's sad enough actually reading the new chapters when they come out, and now I have to feel sad between them too!

If I'm going to suffer I'm taking you all with me! (By suffer I am referring needing to wait for more content)

So apparently fallout equestria project horizons is at this moment 994251 words long... Holy Luna cum is that a lot of words!

Add that to fallout Equestrias 607282 words and you get 1,601,533! Just for prospective the entirety of the Harry potter series is 1,084,170 words long!

So you can add length to the ways FE is best book