Doctor Felix Whooves

Watching "the tenth kingdom" oh the nostalgia

Banned because my planet was destroyed by a purple pile of panther pussy

Banned because they took my job!

HELP! Im getting my friend to watch the show, what are the best episods to beginners?

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/44880/Achievement-Hunter-in-Equestria

Yes this is real, and awesome it's the Achevment hunter guys in equestria

Banned for being the time lord

Hay! Thats my job!

Speaking of d&d when are we all playing agen?

Can you feel the force of a thousand screaming ferrets?

ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

 

Yes! YESSS! FUCK YEAH! Give me your warm abdomen mr Crabs! I lust for your SOFT MOIST FLESH!

Thats what i call a wensday

Some fucker hacked my Gmail account, and I have no way of recovering it, which sucks. Thankfully it’s an address I rarely ever used…except I used it for my Youtube account. Which has a bunch of stuff on it.

 

Just kill me now.

Ok *pulls out gun*

Your boobs explode at the speed of light. Can you feel the force of a thousand screaming ferrets? CAN YOU?! HUH!? HUUUH?!

I... don't even know.

Thats because you picked the wrong pill when given the chose of the red or blue one

Your boobs explode at the speed of light. Can you feel the force of a thousand screaming ferrets? CAN YOU?! HUH!? HUUUH?!

I call that a tusday

Banned for not finding me annoying on day:Z

"why am I hitting my self?"

Yes upload it and pm it to mr.shinyobject (he's the DM)

*says nothing but stares at you for hours touching him self*

"You just got yo shit slapped by a bitch in pink. How does that make you feel?"

 

"strangely aroused."

 

yeah, that conversation just happened.

I call that a Monday

"hay kid ,let me in, I'm a fairy"

I can't, aperintly because I mover spent cash (and never will) on steam only some of the feature are available

So when are we playing agen?

What's bad about getting up early? I love it.

Try getting up at 5:00 every day for years

We will never go away! We will never stop loveing and tolerating!

*I go down in to the pit and walk to the other side, I throw a grappling hook and rope up, it gets a good hold. I clime up the rope, I look back at the group and say* "you guys coming?"

*looks at ikthias* "don't look at me, I don't know any healing spells"

"your welcom" I say to ikthias

I see a large rat attacking ikthias, I cast magic missile, I kill the rat.

"FUCK! I hate rats!"

I follow the rest of the group down the hall