Doctor Felix Whooves
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10/10 story of my life
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I say unto you nay!
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Banned because I was frozen today
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Zoey/Psychotic Ninja/rogue is a girl. But if you start hitting on her two much she'll disappear into the shadows. Though I don't know who would be watching the other sleep.
I'm more surprised that everyone is human except for one half-elf, which is not one of our wizards, but a fighter, which is usually a human class. Everything's all weird.
Umm... I'm an elf
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An amnesiac perv, a creep with a hauling ass, a cleric with no strong feelings one way or the other, a thief who shoots instead of backstabs, Bear Grylls, an albino dwarf lady, and the token minority half-elf.
What a team.
That reminds me, are there any girl charicters on the team? Or am I going to have to go brokeback mountain here?
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so its not active all night and all the way till i leave for a party and while im gone its active again!
on another note, yes my character is creepy
we all need to get on steam and work on how our chars are connected
that whats its not just a bunch of random chars thrown together
Your not the only creep, let's not forget that my guy is a HUGE PERV! He is just as likely to try and grope a chick in a battle as he is to attack the enemy
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Aries - Selfish Prick
Taurus - Stubborn Asshole
Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore
Cancer - Moody Jerk
Leo - Egotistical Douchebag
Virgo - Neurotic Bitch
Libra - Flaky Derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive Twat
Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard
Capricorn -Greedy Emo
Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath
Pisces - Whiny Bimbo
From tumblr.
Well for me at lest its very true, I'm a Leo by the way
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"church is hard on my butt"
By my mom
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WHY DO YOU START THESE INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONS, WHOOVES
GAAAAA
It's my job to spread maddness
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What's a paladin?
The codex of ultimate wisdom?
Nerd card, hand it over. you're clearly not ready to carry it.
Nevers!
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I'm not entirely shore
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Hating the man that lives next dore for throwing another orgy party and leaving almost every window open but the blinds closed.
W-what?
Whooves' life is full of sex, nudity, and intrigue. Hven't you picked that up by now?
OT: Watching the meteor shower. So far it's okay.jpg
Hay no its not! There's just a... And that... With the...
Ok you may be right... Ok fine your completely right. But can I help it if my life is a living sitcom?
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What are we pone thread simulator noaw?
...yes
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If all the charicters where real people who do you think would wind up as a whore on a streat corner?
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What's a paladin?
The codex of ultimate wisdom?
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That's a paladin
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Hating the man that lives next dore for throwing another orgy party and leaving almost every window open but the blinds closed.
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All my want... ALL OF IT!
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-i'm sorry too, its just I woked for several hours to help several people get their sheets up and running, just feels a bit like that doesnt matter lol
And I thank you greatly for that. There is a reason so many people use programs for making them, it's just a giant mess of numbers. Once that's out of the way, though, the real fun starts.
Oh and Ikthias, I may kill off your donkey at some point. Probably at the exact moment you learn the spell "create zombie donkey."
Is my donkey ok?
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Back story and stuff
My story is that 13 years ago I was in a nice quiet vilige that I was born and razed in, but one day it was attacked by a bandits that where lead by a man with 6 fingers on his left hand. I was the only one who survived the attack, I then spent the next 10 years studying magic so I could one day have my revenge. but then I discovered ail and the last 3 years I can't remember what happened
Also my charicter is a compleat perv, so any one playing a girl you might want to sleep with knife on you, and a chastity belt wouldn't hurt.
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Banned for being bad
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If it says they are offline and they have no avatar, block and unblock them. If it says they are offline and they have their avatar, they are either actually offline or you have a different problem.
Also yay! That would mean all of the D&D players have Steam chat.
Oh sweet celestea it's working! *a quire of angels sing in joy*
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Ok FUCK YOU Steam! I made an account so I could chat with people b and it worked for a day but now when I go on the app I can't, at the to of the chat log it says "chat is offline" and I can't find any way of fixing this
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Cool but the day after tomorrow school starts for me, so I won't be online tell 3:30