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Doctor Felix Whooves

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  1. When life gives you lemons, make then into vodka and get hammered as the world try's to figure out how you did that

     

    When life gives you lemons, don't read them!

     

    When life gives you lemons, demand a refund

     

    When god gives you lemons, you find a new god

     

    When life gives you lemons, take the lemon nice and pore it on lifes eyes

     

    I don't always give lemons, but when I do they explode

  2. Let me put it this way. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH FELIX!

     

    That better? ... No? Ok let me explan the thing agen

     

    He was stealing skyrim I stoped him by grabing him, he fights back, I brake his face, I then throw him out of the building, he is then hit by a bus. Normally I wouldn't be legalt required to stay away from the game stop, but seeing as this is not the first time I got some one hit by a bus... wow that is odd... I need to rethink my life

  3. I'm a gamer at hart but am stoped from playing any thing new for tec reasons

     

    Fallout is in my top ten because the world it creates is one of the best I've seen

     

    The reason I'm not allowed within 200 of the game stop is because one time I was there a guy was thing to steal a copy of skyrim, I stoped him but I accidentally broke his arm ... and his leg ... and his other arm ... and his face. So now I'm not alowed within 200 ft

     

    This does not reduce the amount of 'wat' in your story.

    Well I didn't try to brake him, it was the bus that did mot of the damage

  4. I'm a gamer at hart but am stoped from playing any thing new for tec reasons

     

    Fallout is in my top ten because the world it creates is one of the best I've seen

     

    The reason I'm not allowed within 200 of the game stop is because one time I was there a guy was thing to steal a copy of skyrim, I stoped him but I accidentally broke his arm ... and his leg ... and his other arm ... and his face. So now I'm not alowed within 200 ft

  5. So if there are tits in this, how close to them will you be throw out the making of this? (and yes I an a pervert)

     

     

    And twi where the fuck is a "Perfict" guy in that shit hole

  6. Sorry can't, I don't have anything that can handle it. I think, my gaming computer can do oblivion at the lowest graphical setting. So fallout 3 might work. But the fallout games are in my top ten games EVER!

     

    Also it's midnight here and the only place that might have fallout is gamestop and I'm not alowed within 200 ft of the building

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