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Doctor Felix Whooves

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  1. What is Hell?

    BABY PLEASE HURT ME;

    PLEASE HURT ME,

    SOME MORE.

    Believe it or not but that is not the first time someone has said those exact words to me except she was being serious

     

    Hell is living in a world where every game is a call of duty rip off including call of duty

  2. Man 1: why go game makers think quick time events are so good?

    Man 2: it's like my right hand on sunday nights

    Man 1: what?

    Man 2: it beats the fuck out of me!

     

    If you're gonna steal Zero Punctuation's jokes right at least word them right.

    I was going to but I was harding QTE at the time

     

    +rep for knowing about zero punctuation!

  3. In this game you try to come up with your one personal hell by combining things you hate, you also are trying to top the previous post

     

    My hell is an eternity of being forced to watch bad remakes of good movies in a theiter of fools who love every minute of it no mater how bad the film is.

  4. Dose any one here play minecraft and have a surver I can play on? I'm bored out of my mind here! Also I am REALY good at finding diamonds, almost to the point that it's creepy.

  5. His singing leaves a little to be desired. He has a good voice, but he's rather pitchy. And his lyrics aren't as original as mine. I left some alone to make it obviously the same song, but changed almost all the other lines. So... mine is still original enough, and I shall sing it and all the YouTube children shall love me and we shall dance merrily around the maypole that is my Internet fame for the rest of eternity.

     

    ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

    rwp60eYuie0

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