Doctor Felix Whooves

Indeed

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Best Song EVER!

Dont forget whom emancipation day

"snakes, why is it always snakes"

No but a hipster will buy it's album

I just watched the Avengers in theaters for the second time, still just as epic

What?! Why would you do that?! Cupcakes? Really Whooves?

 

Platinum membership status rejected.

Like I said not my best idea

I posted a Fluttershy squee link as a comment on a friend's status. Below is the rest of it:

 

 

Him: .........really?

 

Me: YES REALLY. THAT IS A SQUEE. DEAL WITH IT.

http://denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw472_haters_gonna_hate-6-1.gif

 

Him: still think i'd make a good brony?

 

Me: I strongly believe that you have both the wisdom to appreciate the show's quality and the confidence to ignore how it may change the way others think of you.

 

Him: how 'bout this. I will watch ONE and only ONE episode of My Little Pony in its entirety, then make my judgement. ill let you chose which episode.

 

Me: Season 1, episode 16, Sonic Rainboom. It's on Netflix, but if you don't have that, here's a YouTube Link. Fast forward through the opening, it takes a while to get used to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51_ydSLPWno

 

Wish me luck.

Good luck, I tried to make a friend of mine a brony, we watched the time travel episode. He thought it was just a normal kids show. After I made him listen to a live reading of cupcakes...not the best idea I have.

Found a turtle in the backyard today. When I picked it up it peed on my pants. I left it there and put lettuce near it (turtles like that stuff, right?) and called it a day.

Yes they like lettuce, also if this happens agen be shore to clean your self (you don't want to know what kind of things live on and in a turtle, seriously if it peed on you you might have an STD now)

Banned because you will watch the show (even if I need to tie you down)

Half-life 3 (oh god I hope so!)

Banned because it didnt kill me it just stole all my lube and ran off

Banned because Crush Kill Destroy Swag... Oh shit it's almost here RUN!

So yo walking down the sidewalk mindin' yo own bidness. When ou of nowheres, dis gui come outta da mailbox, and he hands you da mail, even doe it ain't you's mail. Whaddaya do?

Give her a muffin

If real life was like porn... It would be a very sticky mess

Not more of this shit

Oh god it's so fucking epic!

Banned because you'll need to defeat it first

Banned because I already ate, give it to some one else

Banned for not making me a sandwhitch

Yfw "a group of brony who look like they haven't seen the sun in years march down the street chanting 'crush kill destroy swag'"

Cute!

You are aware that trolling doesn't work if it is blatantly obvious?

For about the billionth time: Holding opinions that differ from your own is not trolling.

 

Constantly calling someone a troll for no reason, however, is.

It's not that you having and opinion makes you a troll, kits that thing us having one is a form of madness. And can this guy just get banned already?

Ok most of my family is odd, let me first say that I have a BIG family, on my moms side my grandma had 13 kids, and on my dads my grandma had 7. So now I have over 100 cousins. Now time for the story. Groing up me dad had to move, my uncle Jared took the move pretty hard. So he started to have nightmares one of them was of a game show, in that dream you had to say the right thing or they would squish you, at that point he started sleep walking. He walked to the window (they were in a basement so it was one of the small ones near the ceiling) he pulled him self up and screamed the the top of his lungs "Green!" thus waking every one up and pissing them off

There isn't a strang man in your head that controls the world in your sleep Freeman your just being paranoid