Doctor Felix Whooves

" I'm Applejack and I disapprove if this message"

He just wanted something funny not original

" oh hi every pony.. Hey what's this glass wall doing in my way. And why are all these humans watching me frow the other side. Oh sweet Celestria this must be the 4th wall! Just give me a sec to find some thing to brake it with."

Link no work

My plan is to die saving others

" This! Is! Kung! Fu!"

Hoping that my nose doesn't start dripping blood, and then probly heading out to go get a Cherry Coke.

 

Don't abuse your psychic powers, man! First comes the nosebleed, then comes the brain tumor.

That's odd my powers let me do that to other people

Ok here is some lol

Stuff I need to do:

Wear shirt that says "life" hand out lemons on street corners

Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other

Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public

Go in to a crowded elevator and say " I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today" with a strate face

Run in to store and ask what year it is. When some one answers yell "it worked!" run out cheering

Change name to Simon. Speak in third person

Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

So, with this logic, if I made my own pony, and shared it with others, there's a very good chance people would go gaga over it, and a good chance it'll be mentioned, one way or another, on the show?

That's an OC, there mostly hated

Phoenix Wright pony HAS to get noticed at some point, he just does!!

Who?

"everybody was Kung Fu fighting"

Did some one say

So, with this logic, if I made my own pony, and shared it with others, there's a very good chance people would go gaga over it, and a good chance it'll be mentioned, one way or another, on the show?

That's an OC, there mostly hated

I know what you're thinking

What's Barney been drinking?

That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her

But no it's not a failure

'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine

But I'd rather be dressed to the nines

It's a truth you can't refute

Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the girls and boys

Are impeccably well dressed

That delivery guy in the jacket and tie

That puppy in the double-breast

That '80s dude in mutton chops

That baby with a lollipop

That lady cop who's kinda cute

Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear

They're oh so debonair

The perfect way to snare

A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black

Check out this perfect rack

I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions

If you please

What would you do if you had to choose

Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say

If you gave your suits away

In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick

One million chicks

Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace

Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two... Three... Four!

Girls will go and girls will come

But there's only one absolute

Every brother on the go needs to know

That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends

My Sunday best are my best friends

Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute

Like a... wait for it...

Suit!

Banned I am now a meme

I am now addicted to know your meme

Omg I thought I was the only that liked the tumbler ponys

I miss that show

Nope

Banned or no deal

Are babies natural or man made?

Banned for making that hard to read

Banned because I know but I still gets me my fix of it

Banned because I just needed to troll a little, I almost never troll any more but I need to do it a little some times

Banned because PAGE 500!