Doctor Felix Whooves

Banned for not being 20% cooler

Banned for trying to set up a banception

In an odd play of live you find that you have a live ending decease and the only cure is more cow bell

If looks could kill

That awkward moment when you realize that all the good onens tern out to be men D:

Watching MLP is like injecting your self with rainbows

That awkward moment when you brake an awkward silence by shiting your self

Came here to post this and see I've been beaten too it. I dunno what to think. O_O Who is that?

And fucked up in all the right ways

I'm a dragon and I know it

Ok I just had an idea for an mlp fan fic, but all I have in my head is this "Why!? Why me? I'm not as beautiful as my sister, I'm not as 'up to the times' as anypony els, why do you like me?" asked Luna "Because" I replied "it's just.. you feel... Your more real than anyone" "What, I don't get it. I'm more real?" Luna sead giving me a confused look. "Yes it's hard to explain but everyone, I mean everypony here is just too nice, too kind , too...happy, but your different. Your like me, you fell regret and gilt for the things you in you past that you would give any thing the change. You and me we're like broken pots, if your careful you can fit the peaces back together, but it dose not thake much for them to fall apart agen, but somehow if you take the parts of bolth and fit them as one it can face any thing" I replied Not willing to look me in the eye Luna walked off a cupel of steps. Looking up at the night time sky so familiar to her she started to shake as tears roled down her face. "I don't know how I should fell, I don't know how I should act, I just don't know what to do with you" she said just above a whisper I moved close and sat down next to her. "know one ever dose" I said in a melancholy tone Off a in te distance a white alicorn watched her sister and the stranger form another world, she did not llke what she saw. Ok so I know that the gramer and spelling suck and that I'm not the best writer but maybe you all could tell me what you think of it. This is only part of it and I don't know where in the story thise seen is, but you could help fill in the blanks

Ok I just had an idea for an mlp fan fic, but all I have in my head is this "Why!? Why me? I'm not as beautiful as my sister, I'm not as 'up to the times' as anypony els, why do you like me?" asked Luna "Because" I replied "it's just.. you feel... Your more real than anyone" "What, I don't get it. I'm more real?" Luna sead giving me a confused look. "Yes it's hard to explain but everyone, I mean everypony here is just too nice, too kind , too...happy, but your different. Your like me, you fell regret and gilt for the things you in you past that you would give any thing the change. You and me we're like broken pots, if your careful you can fit the peaces back together, but it dose not thake much for them to fall apart agen, but somehow if you take the parts of bolth and fit them as one it can face any thing" I replied Not willing to look me in the eye Luna walked off a cupel of steps. Looking up at the night time sky so familiar to her she started to shake as tears roled down her face. "I don't know how I should fell, I don't know how I should act, I just don't know what to do with you" she said just above a whisper I moved close and sat down next to her. "know one ever dose" I said in a melancholy tone Off a in te distance a white alicorn watched her sister and the stranger form another world, she did not llke what she saw. Ok so I know that the gramer and spelling suck and that I'm not the best writer but maybe you all could tell me what you think of it. This is only part of it and I don't know where in the story thise seen is, but you could help fill in the blanks

I can only speak one languag but can comunucat in two, how you may ask? It's because I know ASL (American Sign Languag). I learned it after I founed out that my little brothers were deaf

"one day Luna, one day you will be mine!"

I wish my family was that open minded, once I was about to open you about it by telling them that there was a tv show called My Little Pony and that most of the people who watch it are about my age...from there reactions I could tell that telling them that I was one of them would be a bad idea

"hello and welcome to tits and guns, how may I help you"

Oh how could I miss them!

Banned for not giving me your sole

My favorite ponys are Luna, Luna, Luna, and Luna

And not a fuck was given that day

... Shit

"I'll give you 1 second to STFU!

9/10

Ok, but at lest feed him 3 times a week, I mean really who gose throw 5 gimps a month

Banned because that mental image is still stuck in my head