Obsidian

Banned for not punishing me, mistress

yfw George Lucas returns to making Star Wars stuff

Luigi, tall guys are hotter Crystal Pepsi or Sprite Green (yet, it is a thing).

Banned because I don't make you do anything, dear

You wake up and find you have no genitalia, just a flat spot.

Banned for making me lewd

Beef, although I do crave a pork sword now and then. Three Wolf Moon or Chicken?

You walk into a room and everyone gives you a rape face.

Banned because circle circle, dot dot, someone got their cootie shot...

8/10, shadowing looks a tiny bit off

Orgasms

Banned for trying to break physics.

Yep, to add on to what BTG said, I'd avoid the included thermal compounds with cooler master coolers. In my experience, they're not the highest of quality and difficult to apply (I find they're too fluid). Arctic Silver 5 is definitely a top choice if you want to re-apply the thermal compound to your existing heatsink. There are plenty of guides on how to do this properly if you don't already know how.

Banned because I am but a mineral, incapable of the level of chumpness of someone such as yourself.

Granted, but in the middle of that date, a stampede of wild animals/shoppers/children would trample your date to death. I wish I had a portal gun...

Uneventful sex, the other kind isn't satisfying. Nagisa or Kyou?

Banned for being ninja'd like a chump

Banned for being an attention monger

Nobody's perfect. Seriously, don't get preggo >_> I don't want to come here on Tuesday and get hit by a shower of fetuses from those unwanted pregnancies.

Banned because that's not saying much. BOOM!

Banned because you're the 2nd, not the first.

Both, since the last time I tried to go super saiyan 3 I shat myself and the last constipated shit I had required the strength of a super saiyan 3 to pass. Crack or onion rings?

Banned for having a tumblr.

2U1caNuhgnI "Where did you get that!?" "I built it" Reminds me of something Cave would say and do.