Obsidian

Banned for not playing more Catherine.

Drinking some milk to try to flush the expresso I was force fed out of my system... yuck!

I think the phrase you're looking for is "Help, I need an adult!" XD jk

8/10, like the simplicity of your avvy

Banned for not giving me that rep point.

Who else wants to see Rainbow Dash guest star in bleach?

Pz65gdp3u9Y

FOUR TIMES THE STEAK!

BEWeOhezlwM

Sung this at work the other night. No one sang along

I remember back in the late 90's, a lot of nintendo/super nintendo cartridges were being sold for super cheap at my local walmart. It was pretty freaking sweet, considering this was back when those bargain bins actually had stuff worth digging through. I got a bunch of Godzilla VHS tapes like that.

Seafood. It'll kill me.

What's the most useless, yet useful skill you have?

755

Efficiency

6/10, looks a bit flat to me for some reason

Banned because you know you wanna pet them!

There's no way sheep eyes are legal!

Banned for choosing an odd number of points.

Banned because the joke's on you, I can't read!

Work

Banned because no one is going to validate you with a chuckle, laugh, giggle, or even a snort.

PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT

ilu Kenpachi Ramasama!

(edited because it was stretching the page.)

Banned for rattling off like an old man.

aptitude

752

Scorch sighed when the message from the Valiant came in. "Great, all these people want to do is talk... Take us in and dock the ship, Destiny."

The Glain-Neidr approached the Valiant and stopped short of one of the docking bays. A bridge from the hull of the [i[Glain-Neidr[/i] extended outward, connecting itself to the Valiant.

"I'll be back shortly," Scorch said to his crew. "I want you all to remain inside the ship unless I call for you. Seal the doors and don't let anyone other than myself onboard."

"Yes, Captain" said Claud. "I'll make sure no one else leaves the ship."

"I bet the Valiant has some treasure stowed away..." Destiny mumbled.

"Don't even think about it," said Scorch. "You are to remain here."

"Is there anything you wish for me to do, captain?" asked Sydney.

Scorch thought for a moment. "Nothing in particular. If there's anything that you need to do, I suggest you do it before a situation arises, though."

Sydney nodded and left the bridge. Scorch proceeded to the docking link between the ships and moved onto the Valiant. Ignoring the odd gazes the Valiant's crew gave him, Scorch made his way to the briefing room, where he saw the professor and the captains of the ships. He silently watched the conversing captains while supporting a nearby wall.

OMG ilu Kenpachi Ramasama!

There's no way that's a thing!

Bad idea: hunting without bullets.