Obsidian

Banned for making me giggle.

you're as easy to understand as a Tool music video.

that's bad.

But there's a translator for my madness.

That's good!

But it only translates into fictional dialects.

That's bad.

But I'm sure someone here knows Klingon.

That's good!

But they're never on the forums.

That's bad.

But you know where they live and can bother them.

That's good!

But they have a shotgun.

That's bad.

But it only shoots candy!

That's good!

But it's knock-off candy...

That's bad.

But knowing what I'm saying is sweeter than candy!

That's good.

But you'll never be able to unread what I've said.

That's bad.

But at least you'll know why you went crazy.

That's good!

Aren't all the Hayao Miyazaki films in the same continuity?

I don't think so? None of the films reference each other, really

Banned because I'm not that petty.

747

Banned for capitalizing on Bill's typo.

Banned because only fools don't want me to deal with their whore of a post.

Because you have tiny sheep demons invading your network.

That's bad.

But you can destroy them with your phone!

That's good!

But each text to destroy a sheep demon costs you three cents.

That's bad.

But it's free texting week on your network!

That's good!

But you're limited to 10 characters per text

That's bad.

But your friends aren't worth the 10 characters anyway

that's good!

But they know this and won't text you.

That's bad.

But you know cooler people that don't text you anyway.

That's good!

But your refrigerator is also cursed.

That's bad.

But it's got free drinks.

That's good!

Pretty much all of the nintendo consoles pre-Gamecube.

ah, this is why I always keep my rape whistle handy

Agreed! I hope they go back to some of the ideas from Fallout 2 with Fallout 4. It really confuses me as to why they weren't incorporated with 3 or New Vegas...

Banned for wanting me to deal with your whore of a 'post'

pshaw, Rarity doesn't need lessons. Not that I would know, but still!

True, but their living conditions aren't that good. For example, in Sisterhooves, we saw the sheep get forcefully herded into a wooden cage, when they would've done so if Applejack just asked.

10/10 for cute

Banned for wanting to kiss Bill

Baseball (I'm not delicate enough for soft ball), Cross Country, Beach Volleyball DOA style...

What's your best rep comment?

Banned for post-whoring.

744 lip quivers

So, since they're ponies, doesn't that make Applejack's family slave drivers?

Bon Apetite, Bill >

Video Games:

Catherine

Dark Souls

Katamari Damacy

Disgaea 3 (and ONLY 3)

Persona 3 or 4

Movies:

Howl's Moving Castle

How to Train Your Dragon

Beetlejuice

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

Kiki's Delivery Service

Latitude Zero

Lilo & Stitch

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Spirited Away

Steam Boy

Tv Shows:

Heroes

Kashimashi

Spice and Wolf

Read or Die

Rideback

Princess Tutu

Full Metal Panic!

Clannad

Linebarrels of Iron

Zoids

Vandread

eeyup

What the heck does Applejack keep in her barn? Seriously, it's big enough for large farm equipment, but you never see it...

Who gigglesnorted? WHO THE FUCK JUST GIGGLESNORTED!? Who's the slimy little communist shit, winkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?

Trying to remember what happened last night...