Obsidian

8/10, for the medic and his expression. If only I had a nickel for every time a doctor approached me like that...

Banned LIKE A BOSS!

Lava

Banned because you were only half right.

Find a lady blind in her left eye She'll never know!

I keep having nightmares with sliding block puzzles in them. Help!

672

Good idea: having cursed cards.

Banned because I'd like to know what your guesses are

nothing makes you forget like the sound of stone dragons just WAILING on those guitars!

Watching Wallace and Gromit.

I think mine is fairly well established...

No it's the one where a guy goes and murders many people in horrible ways.

He does this while acting like a woman? lol jk!

Banned for wanting to know

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Win!

Banned because good night, and there's only one bed "bug" I'd let bite me ;D

4chan

Men

How about you suck my pants?

Robot

Banned because your face is going to get stuck like that if you keep it up XD

Banned because I'm surprised you don't look at me like that more often

Banned because you'd obsess over something this versatile, too!

Banned because the board of education has nothing on this baby *strokes my hand* mmmmmm.... yes......

Banned because I spare the hand, and spoil the child ;D