Obsidian

Banned because I shouldn't need to dumb down my perverse twists and turns, moans and groans, into a language men can understand

Chocolate

ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER ZUUL!

What's on your desk?

Granted, but you spontaneously disappear from existence.

I wish my wish would not be corrupted with existence bullshit.

Banned for a job well done.

Marvel

Banned because you should take care of the other guest, too!

Ironman

Banned because there's still a guest here!

What knockers.

Mama's Boy

608

Banned for not destroying the lurking guest. What do they pay you for?

All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!

Lightning

I'm going to love and tolerate the shit out of you

Does octopus count as weird?

If it makes me vomit, I'd say yes *allergic to both kinds of seafood varieties*

Paul Denton would rather... let's not go into detail about that but let's just say my powers of seduction are far stronger than my power to ban people.

Impossible! I tried to find a specific clip for this, but that just wasn't going my way unless I uploaded it myself.

Granted, but it's highly irradiated and you die from a shitty immune system.

I wish my toes weren't so cold!

Well you obviously need to make a 3D environment that does the relationships JUSTICE.

Banned because this thread is turning into Indigo Prophecy if Indigo Prophecy were a game

Yeah, that's true, but it shouldn't be a problem in the first place for either games. Heck, even Infamous lets you run around after you beat the main story.

Banned because you should make your own account so we don't confuse you with felix.

Re-rating because my avvy changed

10/10, loving the seductiveness

Banned for signing off right as I sign in. Jerk! D':