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Obsidian

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  1. I'll change the anti-spam questions. The bots are getting more intelligent, apparently. That or someone is entering the answers manually.

     

    They're adapting to our technology. :shock:

     

    Shit, does this mean they can finally open doors, too?

  2. I love how Monster Energy Drinks have to have a disclaimer

     

    Limit to 2 cans per day. More than the recommended limit may result in serious cardial damage.

    Also note, caffeine is a diarrheal and may cause loose, watery stool.

    AKA

    If you drink 3 of these at once, your heart will explode from your chest and bitch-slap you for killing it. You also might get the shits, but I'm just sayin'.

     

    Four Loko needs to release a line of energy shots that are flavored just like the alcoholic drink and sell them separately, That should send a big F.U. to the government XD

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