Obsidian

Banned because I didn't have any corn....... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Banned because I dare you to show me that clause *gives you the used constitution* there you go!

Banned because I thought that was toilet paper...

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Banned for my amusement.

Banned because I need to start wearing warmer PJs... I'm freezing right now. You're banned for that, too.

There's NOTHING funny about spreading diseases or feeling up other corpses. You're just going to make people SIIIIIIIIIICK!

521 herp derp

Lies

9/10, nuff said

Granted, but then she gets really clingy and never lets you have time to yourself.

I wish the mail was delivered at a consistent time ._.

Banned because the world probably wouldn't have noticed.

Why is Bill singing about spreading a disease!? D:

Heat

Oh no, looks like Discord turned Fluttershy into Flutterbitch again... if you took that seriously, don't be so seriously... seriously.

Less than 39 hours until the next MLP episode.

Karma

517

(that's not much of a corruption; some people find that sort of thing to be hot)

Granted, but it'll haunt you forever

I wish more people were on the forums right now.

Yeah, that worked about as well as burning down another building to put out a fire.

Less than 40 hours until the next MLP episode...

Boring *yawn*

Sounds like a job for... NARWALS

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Granted, but you learn through trial and error (coincidentally, doing so also earns you the place of the man with the most amount of bullet wounds to survive).

I wish people weren't so humorless tonight.

Doubtful

Granted, but whenever you're in a quiet room, all you hear are the soft tunes of Green Day's songs...

I wish more people knew about Princess Tutu