Obsidian
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Bumped down to a 6/10 because I was bored.
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You can summon here.
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Banned because you would know... I, an innocent classy lady, am afraid to say I have no idea what's less tame than a slap to one's ass.
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Banned because an ass slap to a lady is nowhere near the horrifying horribleness of a bro prop to a guy
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Need a fatty?
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Banned because I got a virtual ass slap...
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Banned because I'm not entirely sure why Bill winked at me...
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Banned because you don't need to be so formal... I've seen you NAKED.
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Granted, but in a bizarre turn of events, you become the AF mods' bitch. I wish I could do the Christian Bale Batman voice without hurting myself.
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Banned for not getting a bloody nose over my new fox outfit! HOW COULD YOU D:
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Banned because I'd make a sexy as hell fox *meow*
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Granted, but you'll have to dropped into Mt. Doom, and you have to walk there to do it yourself. No flying on the eagles. I wish Bear Grylls and Chuck Norris would fight.
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Banned because PIDGEY FUCK YEAHHHHHH!
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Banned because it was ineffective. I choose Metapod! USE HARDEN.
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Granted, but it has the devil inside of it (see: Final Fantasy 8 ) I wish gators wouldn't shoot bees at me!
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Banned because you were the homeless guy I found taking a dump in my sink! PREPARE TO DIE
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Banned because Ninaj's are the #1 cause of DEATH
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Granted, but now you have to live with Christian Bale and he'll only speak to you in the Batman voice. I wish the good corrupting genies would return.
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Banned because there are footprints on my windshield and I dunno if they're mine or someone else's...
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Banned because a party isn't a party without some ninjas
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Banned for getting ninja'd by Jill Bill twice
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Granted, but if you touch the ground, you'll explode. Wish it wasn't so cold here.
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Banned because you must not be that much of a hypster to make a fail so loltastic.
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Banned because, shhhhhhh, no one's supposed to know about that! D:
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Banned because... oh whoops, did I forget my clothes again?
