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Obsidian

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  1. Banned because we both know you'd just force me to strip...
  2. Banned because this whole time I just thought you had a dying bush in front of your window *horrorface*
  3. Banned because you definitely don't mind being stalked.
  4. Be wary of rolling.
  5. Banned because you live in a van down by the river.
  6. Nothing antique about me ;D
  7. Bill clearly lacks spirits of adventure.
  8. Banned because the prohypster is a spy.
  9. What does that even mean?
  10. Banned because HERE COMES TOM!
  11. Banned because this forum game is in the realm of Amnesia *shotgun disappears* now you lack the upper body strength of a toddler.
  12. Banned for trying to do a piledriver on a class of kindergarteners... and no, I have no idea when you became a pro wrestler.
  13. Probably a movie lacking a shotgun... although the guy kind of looks like the guy from the first Jurassic Park.
  14. Banned for trying to dragon suplex all the new members of the forum... I thought it was kinky, but I don't think anyone else did.
  15. Banned because I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that particular move...
  16. Banned because chances are slim anyone will get it so your plan to hide my post was an unnecessary step
  17. Banned because there's a reason for everything, for those are the realities of my reality (+rep if anyone gets the reference).
  18. Banned because you needn't watch if it's going to make you uncomfrotablllllllle... ;D
  19. Banned for being asexual before asexuals were cool (see what I did there, hypster?)
  20. Freezing my butt off...
  21. I never mean Jill in a PG way, either Hey, Jill kinda rhymes with Bill... wonder if Freud would have anything to say about that.
  22. French
  23. Banned for having an avatar that could go either way.
  24. But how can I not poke fun at the broken family of Toy Story? It's begging me... to poke fun at it... in a totally PG way! D:
  25. Crispy..... *drool*
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