Obsidian

Granted, but now he makes unbelievably stupid ones. I wish I could stop making fun of media.

495 pitched tents.

Am I bad person for making riff tracks of Disney movies with friends?

Banned because we've already been there, done that.

Gotta love it when things go "pop" in your mouth.

Banned because Alyxx wishes they could beat her

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Barn

Banned because Catherine is hotter than Katherine.

But lobsters lack the nutrients needed to help you through the day D: you should eat some of AxelDeath's bugs... or at least some miniwheats...

Next person to post a creepy picture gets a bear trap closed on his or her goodies. And no, I'm not referring to the chocolate chip cookies in the AF refrigerator.

Nice to see the discussion has made a nearly full circle back to smut since I last visited.

Catherine. Taking a break from Dark Souls for a bit. Loving this game so far.

Don't go threatening me with a good time ;D

My list is going to be less detailed than Bill's and Alyxx's, unless someone wants me to talk about why these games are in my top 10. 1. Final Fantasy 3 (otherwise known as Final Fantasy 6) 2. Doom 3. Ninja Gaiden Trilogy 4. Street Fighter II Turbo 5. Wolfenstein 3D 6. Worms 7. Contra III 8. Super Mario World 9. Super Metroid 10. Super Godzilla (mostly for nostalgic reasons, though).

486 fucks left in my storeroom, and winter is coming.

Coconut

These days, I have trouble believing they're violent enough to say that's their calling card. They better up the ante if they want to outdo games like God of War. I'm the same way. I played Vice City once (on a rental) and got bored after the first mission, so I used the tank cheat and just messed around for a few hours. I might give V a chance, but I have a feeling much of the core elements of the series aren't going to click with me again.

7/10, for some reason I get a strange feeling I know what it's from... oh, 2 points for transparency and 5 points for cleavage.

Granted, but that seven ate nine and has to be put down. I wish the holiday season would end already.

Banned for not playing amnesia... in bed.

484 temptations to screw with this thread again

Funny; usually, Catherine kicks salamanders. S H E M P

Gang

I wouldn't say things like that. Stone dragons are the most common bass players (come on, they were practically wailing on those things in Dark Souls). You might get burned... whether by a Black Firebomb or an STD bomb is still open for debate... although I thought you already got hit with an STD bomb