Obsidian

Banned because ninjas are the benjamin buttons of assassins.

Well, luckily those things are good for just one shot... *uses Rarity as human shield*

Banned for banning me for something that Bill should be banned for, or at least ban me for because you didn't ban him for something you banned me for.

Okay, here it is:

All men are uncontrollable tidal waves and all women are -edit- built to prevent massive flooding.

EDIT: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RARITY. Don't make me experiment on you...

Banned for being cruel to Rarity behind his back D:

D: what if I give you an insightful metaphor in exchange for my life, Bill?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug ;D

Banned because ninjaing Rarity is fun

October 9th, early day. You're welcome XD

Banned for thinking anyone would read into subtlety, Bill.

I'd use a knife. It's more personal than a gun, unless you engrave the names on the bullets.

In a poorly worded metaphor, I offended a lot of people. What do?

Banned for trying to be suave.

well did you at least say "What's going on?"

Bill on Crack:

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Banned because Labradors make Huskies look lame... (besides, I don't roll with fatty dogs XD)

Is 'otter' a euphemism for something else, Bill?

Banned for a lack of clairvoyance.

Ian always fills the loggers.

W T B B Q

... wait what? Otters? I was talking about that female slutty santa outfit Bill wore the entire party. That must've eclipsed the whole otter thing.

Banned because Bill will be next

Banned because that suggests you're competition ;P TEE HEE

Banned because you got epically ninja'd.

You'll never forget the anticipation of wanting to know what the most annoying sound is. It'll haunt your dreams, like Bill at last year's Christmas Party.

Did you know that's awesome?

Heh heh heh, admit it Rarity, you know the temptation to hear the most annoying thing in the world is nagging on your brain... Nagging... oh how it nags. Go on, listen to it, listen to the annoyance, muahahahaha!

Banned because I'm 93% sure that comment just sexually assaulted me like a pretzel walking down the sidewalk.