Obsidian

Banned for shock and awe

Banned for not being all that sinister.

did you use crayons or sharpies?

Banned because the ban would please me; you'd just be watching. (giggity!)

Man, they just let anyone get a license these days, huh? ;D

Banned until it pleases me C:

yet only some people know how to drive on the proper side of the road...

Banned because I has obsidian :3

390... wait for it....

Banned for having played minecraft enough to associate my name with that game. Also, double banned for having your name related to Ninja Assassin (cwutididthar?)

Dark Souls needs to learn that arrows shot from a bow do not have HOMING abilities.

Banned because you got stuck at the slide puzzle in RE4.

No, It's just that the shade of blue and the grey surrounding it makes it difficult to read... I know I'm partially color blind, because I can't perceive certain shades of yellow and green. Blues have never been an issue for me.

Blue is way to easy on this forum, Bill I can hardly see the words when they're blue.

You hold it against the wiring with a fork. Make sure the fork is touching the wires to ensure your spinach is cooked thoroughly (disclaimer: I'm not responsible if someone is stupid enough to try this).

How can I mass produce toast?

388

Zero.

Do you watch movies in standard or high definition?

atomic

Banned because Jek isn't good enough to say twice

Banned for laughter.

Lame

385 ways to get on your nerves ;D

Granted, but my worries take the place of your worries.

I wish this statement was false.

Burn

Banned because the reason was LEGIT.