Obsidian

Phil has greatly triumphed recently. P I L L S

Bend over for a good kick in the pants... sheesh... kids these days! How do I get to the moon?

I'd say "what DA page?" Who's the most badass person on the entire internet?

Banned because giggles are the worst possible thing.

Zoe loved her jealous wife with Bill Colbert, and sighed for him happily.

Banned for kicks.

Infamous 2; waiting for the new DLC to come out (vampire!) edit: actually, I'm not sure if it's accurate to call festival of blood DLC, since it's a standalone game.

Banned for counting rage XD

ehh screw it, 345.

But if you've shocked the one, you've shocked the many (for we are legion (yes, I went there)).

As soon as Valve runs out of ideas for silly hats. Will Episode 3 be able to live up to the anticipation that's building up around it?

It was 338, but now it's 339. I wonder what will come next

Because it's highly contagious and can be contracted at any moment without warning. Why did you choose your forum name?

7/10 I think I rated yours before as an 8... oh well, there's another arbitrary rating for you to put in your pocket.

Power

Banned for having no ass now.

Sadly I'll guarantee I'm not one of those cringing faces ;D I'll probably be the one saying "Aaaaaaaaaaand?" expecting something worse to follow.

Banned for using a grudge casting reject as your avatar

Rewind so I could rewind things back to the beginning and go through life in a New Game+ fashion.

She enabled it after she made an epic typo and wanted to strike it out. I am but a common user yet I knew that before a moderator, tsk tsk Billy, tsk tsk. The fact you go out of your way to gloat means I'm gonna have to start calling you Trixie. I should write a shock spike/rarity steamy ship fic just to see how many people I can piss off. It probably wouldn't be any worse than the other "steamy" fics of innocent characters from a kid/family show. And yes, that is a challenge.

Zelda eats Link's dyslexic aardvark. P R I N N

Personalize your other underling, Irene! P H I S H

I'm not sure... What do you wear on casual Fridays?

Banned because the balls would have to be inert for that to happen.

I'm addicted to this .gif now.