Obsidian

Banned because you always forget the cover sheet on your T.P.S. reports, Bill.

A question that I always wondered at... can you get an std from a virgin?

If the virgin has an STD, yes. Keep in mind that things like HIV, AIDS, and other diseases can be transferred through other methods, such as mixing blood (it can happen in a kiss if the partner has a cut in his/her mouth).

Zoe hated her zealous life with Bill so she died for him happily

Teacher

Banned because it's probably already happened and you just made fun of it in a fictional ban (you monster).

Under uniformed xylophones never understand.

E Q U A L

Banned for BEING a creepy child.

Queer quails zapped zombies yesterday.

S O A M B

Banned for being in too many movies.

like an octomom!

Get mugged on your front lawn...

EVIL!

Granted, but none of them will be worth corrupting.

I wish I had a title.

Like an ATLUS employee!

Resurrect a thread...

Today I learned not to stay signed-in on Skype while sleeping...

Smoke some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Huh, so that's what that soul message "Need a fatty" in Dark Souls was trying to tell me... I thought it wanted me to co-op with a fatty... 'cept my character doesn't roll with those who roll.

Lifeless (nope.avi)

I'd listen to the sounds my stomach would make XD

If you found yourself in the next sequel to the Blair Witch movies?

7/10, the blue filter isn't really my cup of tea with that image.

And since when did Jason cry? What a puss!

In excellence, retarded mentally zebras

 

K I E V 5

Kabuki in every villain's sanctuary

B O B B Y

Granted, but no one else will shower either.

I wish I could wear a halloween costume at work

Crafting

Banned for not being much of a hypster.

Well, decided to join in on the fun and give myself a halloween avatar.

Freddy vs Jason was okay though.

Would've been great if they got the rights to Pinhead for that alternate ending (which sadly never made it out concept).

Ever seen Jason X??? It is HILARIOUS how bad that movie is :lol:/quote]

 

I'd say that Jason Goes to Hell was worse than X... But it wasn't nearly as funny as X turned out to be. Now, I'm waiting for Freddy, Chucky, and Micheal Myers to go to space as well... Jason, Pinhead, and the Leprechaun have already been there, so why not make it a family affair?

Mash

RPG

What's the one game you kicked so much ass in that your foot now permanently smells of fart?