Obsidian

I'd pull out my super sledge and have some fun. Those children of the corn rejects will never see it coming, muahahaha....

If you didn't understand video game references?

anger

Did you know there's a sniper ahead?

Burn in the mouth, for obvious reasons ;D

Easy come or easy go?

Banned for changing your avatar again!

Did you know sharks can't actually get revenge? (source: Jaws 4)

ATM, no.

Sick or funny?

sup, broseph?

I guess I don't love My Little Pony XD no wincing here.

Banned for thinking that avatar is scary... awwwww it's so cute

Oh, Bill, just had to jinx it for your little club...

Bradbury.

Friday the 13th or A Nightmare on Elm Street?

It's a contact sport with cosplayers. Not all that strange, tbh.

What do you do in your free time, outside of work/school and AF?

Banned for giving me a funny look >_>

perfect

7/10, it looks like one of those images that can be interpreted as being multiple things at its current resolution and aspect ratio.

I'd be game for it, so long as everything was well-established and whatnot.

Did you know that pointing out all the plot inconsistencies in the Back to the Future Trilogy ruins its brilliance?

GTFO that place and rattle some cages...

If there were a big red button with "do not push" on it?

I'm so hipster, I had a debit card before they made card readers.

ughhhhhhhhh... geez, between the two, I'll have to say HP, but I have a list of problems with both series.

Lovecraft or Kubrick?

while he's gone i'm gonna fuck with his profile

 

not really.

I read that as "I'm gonna fuck his profile :D"

Didn't surprise me at first XD

Banned because: Exactly.

Doctor, my sister has cancer.

ಠ_ಠ

ZOMBIE CANCER!!!

ZOMBIE AIDS!??!?!?!?? Sounds like someone forgot their zombrex!