Obsidian

Banned for not giving me a sample.

Firefox. Nuff said I hope

XP or 7?

Granted, but you'd get trapped in one of those tunnels with the glass and fish around you, then a shark would break through and eat you because of that time you looked at him funny while a small child.

I wish genies weren't jerks...

Banned for being a drama queen with a dramatic couch always in reach!

Console. Never have to worry about it playing a game or not.

Controller or Keyboard?

Banned because of Tom!

Oblivion

Batman or Superman?

Banned for not being festive and taking on a scary avatar ;D

Banned for the wtf factor ;D

Banned because not everyone can have a body of a greek goddess, like myself ;D

Banned because you look like a goody-two shoes when I'm in the room ;D

Banned for apparently being rated xxxxxx, according to Bill

"I'm Deep Wang"

damnit, Micheal Bay!

THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES =3

Okay, here's what you do. I've been in this situation before and trust me, this TOTALLY works. You have to curl up into a ball and wait for a few minutes. If you do that, a crow will come along, pick you up, and fly you back to its nest. From there, you can escape and climb down the ladder next to the tree.

Banned for colorism comments...

Banned because your name is in boring white.

CRYPTIC METAPHOR

Banned because your name is in gold.

I would fly? lol!

If you owned a bakery?

I'd throw my poo.

If a lizard was on your bed?

I'd smack him and tell him to get a job.

If you had to stalk a member of the forum?

Granted, but now he's trying to kill you for NO REASON!

I wish more people would play Dark Souls.

Granted, but they'd kill you within 5 seconds of spawning every single time you spawned.

I wish I could multitask.

Fallout. I really enjoyed being a traveling merchant in the third outing for some reason...

Steam or XBL?