CatsMeatsMan

"Your a bit big to make a whatever your species is called baby out of me, aren't you?"

the Gonarch spits its white neurotoxin stuff

And then immediately start running away while yelling "OH DEAR GOD! NO! I DON'T NEED TO BE MILKED AND THEN MUTATED!"

When examining a dead controller: "Jeezus, you have a crystal as your brain? And again, NO EYES! Your obviously man-made."

Upon seeing Nihilanth: "OH MY GOD! Eddie, why did you put MY SKULL ON THIS.. alien.. museum stand, HELD UP IN MID-AIR, LIKE EVERYTHING IN THIS CRAZYLAND, BY WHAT SEEMS TO BE NOTHING!... Well, atleast it has eyes, unlike basically every f*cked up thing on this large amount of rock stranded in space!

How was that? I kinda suck as freeman, huh?