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Mr. ShinyObject

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  1. I like shiny things, and like the simple joy people get when they find one. The "Mr." serves mutliple purposes: I am a person instead of an object, it is much less likely to be taken (so far it never has), and I like the contradictory nature of a formal title being given to a shiny bauble. Same reason my avatar is a stuffed tiger in a suit.

  2. That was pretty good, don't like it ALL that much at the moment, but I remember SHED.MOV took me a while to like as well. All I'll say is I completely lost it when (tiny spoiler) the rainbow wig popped out.

  3. I would say it was fun. It was just one of the worst fandom things to explain. Scootachicken? Marshmallow Rarity? Fluttertree? Whatever. Pinkemina? That's just wrong.

     

    Also you have to wonder why the guy would send her that as a birthday gift.

  4. Story time! Here's something that happened at my lunch table (my table is about half-bronies, but everyone has at least tried/heard of the show):

     

    Friend 1: Huh. Some guy sent me this pencil drawing over facebook for my birthday, but I can't make out what it is. The caption says "always ready to party."

    Friend 2: Here, let me see it. (does so) Huh, I don't know.

    Me: Let me try.

    *spins around a laptop and shows me a drawing of straight-hair Pinkie with black eyes*

    Me: Oh, Pinkemina Diane Pie.

    Brony Friend (turning away from his cell phone): huh?

    Friends 1 & 2: What?

    *tap brony friend on shoulder and point to laptop*

    Brony: Oh yeah, it's Pinkemina Diane Pie!

    Friend 1: Wait, who is Pinkemina Diane Pie?

    *Me and brony friend look at each other*

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    Then we had to explain who Pinkemina Diane Pie was, and what separated her from Pinkie. Fun times.

  5. In the back of his mind he could have been

    A prize fighter like Muhammad Ali

    Or maybe Prince Nazeem

    But in school he was prayed upon

    From the very start

    For being way too petite and a little light on his feet

    But once he heard that Arnie was bullied at school

    But just a few years later he became the Terminator

    He turned his mind to steak and weights

    Its time to get those bullies back

    Its time to get those bullies right back

     

    Looking for a skinny kid to break some bones

     

    Looking in the mirror and his t-shirts feeling tight

    Hes praying to the God of war because he wants to fight tonight

    In the background you can hear the CD spinning in the player

    This is fight music for the fight

    This is fight music for the fight

     

    Now its 10 years on

    The weights have taken their toll

    Because he's dosed up on the steroids

    And his plan has been deployed

    He's turned from victim into the oppressor

     

    Yes he feels the satisfaction when he hears those backbones crackin

     

    Every time he throws a fist he feels he's getting them back

    For everytime those nobs flushed his head down the bogs

    So everynight you'll catch him on the door at the club

    At his head his eyeballs are popping

    Yes you'll see those heads are knocking

    He's looking for a skinny kid to break some bones

     

    Looking in the mirror and his t-shirts feeling tight

    Hes praying to the God of war because he wants to fight tonight

    In the background you can hear the CD spinning in the player

    This is fight music for the fight

    This is fight music for the fight

     

    Na na na na naa

    Na na na na naa

    Na na na na naa

    Na na na na naa

     

    Looking in the mirror and his t-shirts feeling tight

    Hes praying to the God of war because he wants to fight tonight

    In the background you can hear the CD spinning in the player

    This is fight music for the fight

    This is fight music for the fight

  6. I really need to stop unspoilering something before thinking about what it is. I try my best not to view anything about the show before watching the show itself. But they are really pushing royal wedding spoilers. And damn those two are awesome.

     

     

    I hope they give DJ-pon3 red eyes. Not really as a nod to the fans, but a verification. Otherwise there would be a great many FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUs.

     

  7. No, you're being normal right now. You're taking something on the Internet too seriously.

    Besides, I also follow pony tumblers.

    What do you mean I'm taking something too seriously? There are some things on the internet that- Oh wait, I'm doing it again, aren't I? Sorry 'bout that.

     

    I think we've discussed pony tumblrs before, but my favs are ask Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie, ask Surprise, Woonastuck, ask Human Luna, ask Crackle, and the lesser known ask Iron Will.

     

    Also, Crackle is my facebook profile pic at the moment. Love it.

     

    EDIT: unrelated, but going to mylittlefacewhen.com and searching for Gilda results in awesome pictures. Same for if you look up "fuck, give"

  8. I follow tons of tumblr ponies. You have no idea.

     

    No, we just don't talk about it...

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    Because we're normal.

     

    We're not normal...

    See the lady/gentlemen thread for my opinion on the matter. No one is normal. Everybody is a weirdo, some people are just better at it than others.

  9. I'd cry if that weren't so horribly drawn. Seriously, Hobbes looks deformed and Calvin's eyes are all wrong. The expressions are really basic and I don't get a feel for them. If this were really in the same continuity, Calvin would be much older, at least Mac's age, not the same size (or even a bit smaller) than in the comic. Also it would have been more earful if we saw the two of them waving to each other from a distance, or Hobbes left on the corner as Calvin left. Also the composition is horrible, you never put something right smack dab in the middle.

     

    Good idea, horrible portrayal.

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