Chuckthe2nd

"I feel a great disturbance in the pants. As if millions of voices cried out in terror...and were suddenly silenced."

-Star Wars

Your face looks like it was on fire, and someone put it out with a fork.

Banned for breaking the system.

Ha, I was actually just being a smartass. Apologies.

Banned because ditto.

The isn't a serial killer hiding behind your shower curtain while you're in the bathroom, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

It seems almost styled after Calvin and Hobbes.

Banned because you have an MLP avatar, just like everyone else with MLP avatars. Because, evidently, it's hip to either love MLP or hate it. And I like to be hip.

BUT WHICH ARE YOU?

Twilight, banned because I would suggest a Pinkie Pie launcher.

Recording a rap song.

Blade would be a badass name.

We need more half naked men in video games so that men can be sexualized too.

Saint's Row the Third.

What will you name the likely child?

I haven't really insulted anyone on my time on this forum

BAHAHAHA, good one.

Anyway, let's just ignore him from now on.

Banned because I ninja edited my post. HA.

Banned because oh, haha, I bet.

Banned because I would totally do a real rap battle with him if I actually had a good microphone.

Banned because...

Haters gonna hate, and you best get this straight:

I don't care what you say; so go on, spam away.

Meh, I don't care.

Anyway, 9/10.

YFW Reddit, 9gag, and 4chan merge into one site.

Banned because you can just eat it, no need to defeat it.

Oh hey, I'm a poet. And I...didn't know it.

Banned because here you go:

To be fully honest, it's more like an 8/10...but I'm biased, so 10/10. SO ADORKABLE.

Banned because fine, I translated it with *cough* Google Translate.

FFFFUUUUU that's not funny.

Banned for Greek.

10/10, love it.